Siapa tu Syakilla??

Rizan nyanyi lagu Misteri Mimpi Syakilla

Time zaman rock dolu-dolu, lagu Misteri Mimpi Syakilla memang TERamat ngetop sekali ahh..

Lagu tu, kira dah mcm lagu 'wajib' bagi setiap mat-mat rock yang kental..

Tapi kan, korang tahu tak aper kah maksud disebalik lagu Misteri Mimpi Syakilla tuh?

Mari kiter kupas...

Kekadang senikata lagu nie pelik. Susah ko nak paham. Hanya orang-orang yg step mcm paham ajer paham akan isi cerita lagu tersebut.

Dah lama aku buat research pasal lagu nie. Ader mcm2 versi cerita aku dgr. Yang paling menarik aku dgr dari otai-otai lama, lagu tu citer pasal hantu yg bernama Syakilla...huhu. (Ntah yer ke tidak tuhh)

So aku mula lah buat kajian selidik-menyelidik akan maksud yg tersembunyi pada lagu tersebut.

Aku mula tonggang-terbalik dan menyusun semula lirik kata lagu tu menjadi sebuah cerita. Aku rasa lah, cerita aku ini hampir-hampir sama dgn aper yg telah dibayangkan oleh penulis lirik lagu Misteri Mimpi Syakilla itu.

Cerita Misteri Mimpi Syakilla (teori aku lah)

Aku gunakan balik lirik lagu dan re-arrange utk menjadikan sebuah cerita...baca betol2.

Berdiri bila pun engkau menjelma. cuaca begini gambaran dimana? Siapa syakilla?
Aku adalah aku. Lukisan impianku yang terharu. Apakah mahunya dalam suasana mengelilingi aku.
Harum tiada wajah. Sebuah misteri hanyut dalam bayangan diriku sendiri.

Mana Syakilla? Dimanakah mengilang?
Aku pon tak tahu. Lemah langkah ku mengejarmu, nyanyi lagu yang rindu.
Walau hilang ceritamu, sentuhan mu di hati tetap abadi.

Ku menanti disini.

Agak2 korang, dapat agak tak aper maksud yg terselit?? Masih tak paham??

Mari aku cuba kupas cerita ini dalam suasana keadaan sekarang, supaya korang dpt memahaminya dgn lebih jelas...

Terjemahan untuk paragraph pertama.

(Berdiri bila pun engkau menjelma) Kisah jejaka yg hidupnya sepi tetiba jadi ceria apabila Syakilla muncul dalam hidupnya.

Al-Kisah, si jejaka nie ader facebook. Tetiba si Syakilla nie add dia as a fren.

(Siapa syakilla?) Dia tak kenal siapakah Syakilla tu.

(Harum tiada wajah.) Infact, Syakilla nyer profile picture kat facebook pon takde gambar.

(Cuaca begini gambaran dimana?) Cuma ader gambar pemandangan pokok-pokok dan bunga-bunga ajer. Saper seyy Syakilla nie?

(Aku adalah aku) Jejaka nie tak ler sehensem mana. Kalo setakat mcm Norman Hakim tu, mmg ler jauh panggang dari api ek! setakat mata. mulot, hidong tu dia ader lahh..dia hanyalah jejaka biasa yg tidak mempunyai apa2 keistimewaan.

(Apakah mahunya dalam suasana mengelilingi aku) Dia tidak tahu apakah motif disebalik jalinan ini. Tapi si Syakilla tetap nak jadi kawan dia.

(Lukisan impianku yang terharu).Dia sungguh tersentuh dgn keikhlasan Syakilla yg begitu tulus dan suci utk menjadi sahabatnya.

Terjemahan untuk paragraph yang kedua.

Jalinan persahabatan mereka menjadi akrab semenjak hari itu.Mereka amat senang sekali berkawan. Kini mereka dah menjadi online frens. Hari2 dia orang nie chatting. Tak kira malam ke, siang ke. Walopon dah jadi online frens begitu lama, dia tetap tak tahu bagaimana rupa bentuk syakilla itu.

Satu hari tu, dia mula memberanikan diri meluahkan perasaan nyer pada Syakilla. Pastu dia ajak Syakilla kluar dating. Tapi, Syakilla seorang yg pemalu. Dia takmo berjumpa. Lagipon dia takde ape2 perasaan utk si jejaka tu. dia setakat nak berkawan jer. Berkali-kali si jejaka tu mendesak. Tetapi Syakilla die-die takmo jumpa jugak!

(Mana Syakilla?) Semenjak itu, Syakilla tetiba menyepi tanpa berita. MSN/Skype Syakilla appear offline jer, facebook pon dah takde dlm friend list lagi.

(Dimanakah mengilang?) Syakilla tetiba lenyap begitu saja. Si jejaka menyesal pasal terlalu sangat mendesak utk memotek dgn si Syakilla tuh..

(Aku pon tak tahu) Tu yg pelik tuu..Aper dah jadi dgn gadis impian dia tu ek?

(Lemah langkah ku mengejarmu, nyanyi lagu yang rindu.) Setiap hari dia mencari-cari Syakilla online. Sampai dia sanggup gie google nama Syakilla kat internet. Tapi Syakilla takde jugak. Dia sedih. Dia rindu nak chat dgn syakilla.

(Walau hilang ceritamu, sentuhan mu di hati tetap abadi.) Dia selalu terkenang saat-saat manis ketika berjiwang dgn syakilla kat online. Dia pm kat msn, tak reply. Dia msg kat facebook & twitter tak di balas langsung. Aper telah terjadi pada Syakilla? hidop dia kini kembali sunyi. Dia jadi hampagas.

Dalam kehampaan, dia masih lagi mengharapkan kehadiran Syakilla. Tak dapat jumpa pon takpe ah..asal kan dapat chatting kat online mcm dolu-dolu pon ok gak...

(Ku menanti disini) Sehingga kini dia masih menanti.

So, begitu ler kisah disebalik lagu Misteri Mimpi Syakilla.

Saper tu Syakilla, takde orang pon tahu. Syakilla is still anonymous.

Amaciam? Logik tak citer aku tuu? Ader mcm citer kisah dlm hidop korang tak?? ehehehe..

Tapi itu dari persepsi aku ajer. Pada zaman dulu, mana ader internet online nie sumer. Ruangan pen-pal tu ader ler. So maybe si Syakilla nie hantar surat pen-pal nak kenal2 dgn jejaka tu ahh..

Yg tahu cerita sebenar, adalah penulis lirik itu sendiri. Tapi, sayangnya dia dah meninggal dunia. Al-Fateha utk Allahyarham JS Kevin.

Lirik Lagu Misteri Mimpi Syakilla

Dimanakah Menghilang
Diriku Sendiri
Hanyut Dalam Bayangan
Sebuah Misteri

Harum Tiada Wajah
Mengelilingi Aku
Dalam Suasana
Yang Terharu

Lukisan Impianku
Gambaran Dimana
Cuaca Yang Begini
Apakah Mahunya

Aku Adalah Aku
Nyanyi Lagu Yang Rindu
Lemah Langkahku Mengejarmu

Bila Pun Engkau Menjelma
Disini aku Berdiri
ku Menanti
Walau Hilang Ceritamu
Di Hati Tetap Abadi
Sentuhanmu

Mana Syakilla
Siapa Syakilla
Aku Pun Tak Tahu
Oh Oh

Syakilla

Lagu/Lirik: JS Kevin


ps: Dulu ader majalah Variapop tau. Ader ruangan kenal-kenal. So bole tulis surat 'wangi-wangi' kat pen-pal. Mungkin dari situ ler tercetus kisah Misteri Mimpi Syakilla nie ek..?

Soul: Misteri Mimpi Syakilla (Wings)

iPAD...does it have wings?

First it was iPhone. Then, now it's iPad!

The latest TechBuzz that became the talk with my lunch kakis. iPad??- Hahahah. WTF!

iPad & iPhone

SAN FRANCISCO - When Apple announced the name of its tablet computer yesterday - the iPad - some tech followers could not help but pause and cringe.

Soon, jokes about the iPad's sanitary napkin connotations flooded the Internet. Someone called it PMS - Pad Mockery Syndrome. "They decided to call it the iPad? was iTampon taken?" tweeted one user. "Does it have wings?" asked another.

Twitter users joked that the touch-screen computer is on "the bleeding edge of technology," may be able to cure "iCramps" and will protect your data from "embarrassing incidents". An image of a sanitary napkin with Apple's logo and the slogan also made the rounds in inboxes: "iPad. Like a tampon. Only more expensive." - Today Paper, Friday 29 Jan 2010.

Read more here.

What's next? iTampon?

Apple took us all on a stroll down the feminine hygiene aisle today with the introduction of the iPad. With “iTampon” quickly emerging as a trending Twitter topic, it’s probably safe to say that many women found themselves cringing as they asked, “Do any women work at Apple?”

CNBC’s Jane Wells couldn’t help but wonder if Apple will develop different versions of the new gadget with names like Maxi and Light Days. Or, when women want more discreet protection, the iPon.

Source: http://holykaw.alltop.com/whats-next-itampon?

Maxi and Light Days??!!

Wait, was iTab taken?

The long-awaited Apple tablet computer has been unveiled along with its name, the iPad.

The what?

Apple undoubtedly spent a lot of time and money coming up with the name. I suspect the winning entry was created, and approved, by men.

Why? The word "pad" for women doesn't usually suggest something one wants to touch. It conjures up visions of, well, you know, woman-y thingies. Think Kotex. As soon as I heard the name, I cringed.

Then I started cracking wise.

Will Apple develop iPads with various levels of computing power and name them Maxi and Light Days?

Will there eventually be a slimmer version called the iPon? I'm sure there's an app for that.

Funny Biz Poll
How do you feel about the name "iPad"? * 2757 responses
Perfect name - 15%
Gross - 32%
It's not a big deal! - 53%

(This is not a scientific survey.)

Prepare for the jokes, folks. The day is young, and we're just getting started.

Apparently, this isn't the first time someone has suggested there would be an iPad from Apple

Source: http://www.cnbc.com/id/35103428

Interested to know more about iPad?? Click here.


ps: I am not sure if it's intentionally to be a marketing gimmick. But, it sure hit the bell!

Novella Isabella

"Ok geng, aku terpaksa pergi sekarang. Dah lambat sangat nih," ujar Suhaimi pada rakan-rakannya sambil tergesa-gesa.

Sesi jamming di studio pada hari itu terpaksa dipendekan. Suhaimi terpaksa bergegas untuk pergi bertemu Isabella.

"Lahh?..belom sampai sejam kita berlatih," sampuk Yazit. "Kita belum lagi tune sounding kita?"

"Yelah, Amie. Semenjak dua menjak nie, kau asyik sibuk ajer keluar dating," suara Nasir yang agak kecewa. "Masa dah semakin suntuk untuk persiapan kita nanti."

Kugiran Amie telah dijemput untuk tampil membuat persembahan istimewa rancangan Hari Raya, disalah sebuah stesen TV. Mereka telah diundang khas oleh pihak penerbit rancangan itu selepas berjaya memenangi pertandingan muzik rock yang telah dianjurkan di Alor Setar baru-baru ini.

Setelah mendapat tawaran, rakan-rakan yang lain tidak jemu-jemu berlatih untuk memantapkan lagi segi permainan muzik mereka. Tetapi, sejak kebelakangan ini, prestasi Amie mula menurun. Beliau agak acuh tak acuh membuat latihan. Penumpuan Amie semasa latihan nampak terjejas semenjak kehadiran Isabella di dalam hidupnya.

"Aku berharap sangat kau dapat memberi tumpuan sepenuhnya, Amie. Kita tak nak hal peribadi engkau nanti akan mengganggu persiapan kumpulan kita." Din, salah seorang anggota kumpulan, memberi sepatah-dua nasihat.

"Betul cakap Din tu." kata Kid, selaku pemian guitar utama kumpulan. "Kita tak larang kalau kau ader makwe, tapi..."

Sebelum Kid dapat menghabiskan kata-katanya, Suhaimi membuka pintu dan terus melangkar keluar dari studio. Dia seolah-olah tidak mahu mendengar teguran dari rakan-rakannya. Yazit menggeleng-gelengkan kepala melihat sikap Suhaimi.

"Tengok lah tu. Baru cakap sikit dah nak merajuk!" Yazit berkata dengan nada geram. "Bukan dia tak tahu betapa pentingnya acara persembahan itu bagi kita nanti."

Sambil membelek-belek gitar bass nya, Nasir berkata, "Biarkan lah dia dulu. Aku tak mahu nanti dia ambil hati sangat. Keadaan jadi lagi rumit kalau dia terus merajuk."

"Kita bukan melarang dia dari berjumpa dengan Isabella. Tapi, dia harus sedar akan tanggungjawab dia dengan band kita ini!" Yazit seolah-olah berputus asa dengan perihal Amie.

"Haii.." Kid mula mengeluh. "Mana dia letak kepala otak dia? Kita dah sign kontrak. Lepas tu dia pulak buat hal." ujar Kid lagi.

Keadaan di dalam studo tiba-tiba menjadi tegang. Masing-masing termenung memikirkan kemana arah tuju kumpulan mereka. Dengan wajah yang hampa, ahli-ahli kumpulan yang lain terpaksa meneruskan juga sesi latihan tanpa Suhaimi pada hari itu.

Source: http://novella-isabella.blogspot.com/2008/11/chapter-8.html

ps: Itu adalah sebahagian karya novel aku yang separoh jalan dan blom terabes-abes lagik. Aku ilhamkan cerita ini dulu dalam bentuk sebuah komik kartun sebelom adanya filem Isabella & Fenomena lagi. Kalo ader masa nanti, aku sambung kasi abes ahh..

Soul: Isabella (Search)

Blind man. Blind boy.

It was lunch.

I picked up the afternoon edition of my daily read.

I flipped through the pages.

A headline caught my attention.

'Where did it all go wrong?'
Letter from Val Looi 05:55 AM Jan 26, 2010

This is a true story: A blind man boards a crowded bus. Every seat is filled.

There is a partially-blind boy who is seated. He stands up and offers his seat to the blind man.

The boy remains standing because no one else offers his or her seat to him.

If I had harboured any hope that our society might become more gracious in such a situation, all that hope died the day I witnessed that act.

I had no seat to offer the boy but I wish I had been brave enough to speak up then. But I did not, which is a reason why I am writing this.

I take public transport daily and I witness inconsiderate behaviour by commuters every day.

You name it, I've seen it. But a partially-blind boy giving up his seat for a blind man in a bus full of people who have perfect vision - that takes the cake.

What is wrong with us? Why are so many people incapable of sparing a thought for someone other than themselves?

How is it that Singapore is such a developed country economically and infrastructurally, whereas its people are so sorely lacking in what matter most - compassion and empathy?

Where did it all go wrong?

I am sure some people think that such a situation is not that bad because there will always be some black sheep. My view is that that is just not good enough and that we should not settle for that.

End.

...I began to ponder.

Many years ago, life was hard and miserable.

But people were more compassion and kind.

We yearn to be civilised.

But yet, we became uncivilised.



ps: We are the *by-product of the government. *By-product - Something produced in the process of making something else.

Soul: 21st Century Breakdown (Green Day)

Teka-Teki Yang Merepek!

Tadi, kawan aku si Adzam email satu teka-teki. So, aku nak share ngan korang lerr..

"Teringat aku satu cerita sang kancil ngan sang kambeng..."

Sati hari sang kancil ngan sang kambeng (best frend) nak seberang sebuah titi (bridge kayu lah).

Sang kancil menyeberang dahulu di ikuti sang kambing dengan dekat di belakang.

Tetiba, titi yang dah reput tu runtuh! Sang kancil jatuh ke dalam parit lalu patah kaki.

Sang kambing agak korang patah apa plak?!

(Teka dulu jawapan, baru scroll ke bawah...)


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Jawapan: sang kambeng patah balik ah.. tu parit banyak dalam woo!! Ada buaya plak tuh!


Moral of the story: Kambing tu bastard sak!!! tak nak tolong Sang Kancil yg jatuh dlm parit! lain kali ingat… jgn kawan ngan sang kambing k…. hahahahaha!!



ps: teka-teki nie sungguh tak bermoral skali!

Soul: Kambing Kaigaeh (Ma Carrotz PsychoUnit Rabbit Mac Feat Psychomantra & Vassan)

Eh, Lu Rock Kaper??

Ok..ok...malam nanti jangan lupa tengok drama pasal sekumpulan minah-minah ROCK kat Suria channel!

Aper jalan ceritanya, aku tak tahu ahh. Tapi aku rasa ianya mengisahkan sekumpulan minah-minah rock dalam satu rock band...agaknye ler tuu...

Sipnopsis:

Projek Cerpen 2
Ep 8-Impian Gadis

Zee, a tomboy, is a 21-year old undergraduate whose usual getup comprises of her tattered jeans and sneakers. Music has been her utmost passion and it runs in the blood. Zahid, her father, was a member of Z'Vintage, a less glorified band in the 70s. During its heydays, Z'Vintage managed to garner its own small pool of fans. That was when Zahid met Salha, a groupie of Z'Vintage, who was also Zee's mother. Zahid did not accomplish in becoming a successful musician. This made Salha believe that the entertainment industry can promise no stability.

Lokasi pengambaran drama tersebut telah dirakamkan di Attic Jamming Studio, pada akhir tahun lepas.

Drama itu telah di arahkan oleh brudder rock kiter, Rafa'at Hamzah.

So, kepada sumer yg suka rock dan minat dgn minah-minah rock, jgn lupa saksikan episod ke-8 Project Cerpen 2 pada malam ini, waktu 9.30pm di Suria!


ps: Aku nak tengok Eza ader belakon tak...Lalalalalaaaa~~*

Soul: Akan Ku Tunggu (Candy)

Phonic session

"getgetgetmumumumumpapapapa..paparazzi!"

Last Friday, ader orang nyanyi lagu Lady Gaga. Tapi kiter nyanyi mcm orang kena gagap jer. Abeh yg lagi satu tu, nyanyi lagu hindostan...yeehey...yeehey...

Malam tu, aku culture shock! Aper dah jadi dgn kawan2 aku nie sumer? =)

Tapi, aper yg penting kiter sumer joget!! Yeeehoooo...



ps: cepat upload video Rizan joget! aku nak tag dia kat facebook!

Soul: Paparazzi (Lady Gaga)

Orang dolu-dolu kater...

Tadi aku skype dgn kawan aku. Masa tgh chatting, tetiba dia ngadu tangan dia terasa gatal...

Kawan: ..gatai benor tangan nie.

Aku: Org dolu-dolu kater, kalo tangan gatal, nak dpt duit!! $$

Kawan: Wahhh =D. Abeh kalo kaki gatal??

Aku: ermm..nak teranjang org kot? =P

Kawan: Muka gatal??

Aku: Nak kena teranjang kat muka ahh tuu! Hahaha!


ps: Tolong jgn amik hati. Aku gurau ajer lahhh! =)

Soul: Hati Rindu (R. Azmi)

Lima-puloh sen

50 Cent

Hehehe...meh aku share citer lawak nie...

Kejadian sebenar terjadi di kedai CD, rite here in SG. Served by not a Malay ok, mind u.

Customer: Hi, do u have 50 Cent rapper?

Retail person: *smiling* no, we dun sell wrapper. u can try the bookstores upstairs. i think they sell it for a dollar.

Customer: Ouh ok.

dua-dua tongong!

HAHAHA!!


ps: hehehe...Aku curik citer nie dari facebook Eza! http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/notes/eza-camelia-yunos/-pls-know-ur-product-well-like-duh-/295886695852

Soul: Touch Me (50 Cent)

You Are An Idiot!

10 Signs That You Might Be An Idiot

1. You type ‘there’ when you mean ‘their’.
2. You press the already lit elevator button.
3. You get two pizzas, both half cheese and half pepperoni.
4. You get confused by the Starbucks cup sizes.
5. You think that cats are smart because they are aloof.
6. You are a self-professed vegetarian who eats fish.
7. You have a nervous breakdown when asked to not use the word ‘like’ so often.
8. You send out your resume on cute stationery.
9. You think you are saving money by buying things you don’t need during a sale.
10. You blame all your failures on anyone but yourself.

Source: http://blog.sarcasmsociety.com/life/10-signs-that-you-might-be-an-idiot.html

ps: no worries. everyone has idiot in them.

Soul: Hardknock Life (Jay-Z)

Joe Jambul...

Joe Jambul - eh, mcm muka aku ke nih??

Tu hari ader seseorang yg aku baru kenal kat Twitter nie tanyer aku, kalo aku sudi dilukis oleh dia.

Aper yg akan dilakukan ialah, dia akan mengambarkan wajah aku secara 'batin' (spiritual) dan dari situ juga, dia bole menerangkan ciri-ciri peribadi diri aku serba sedikit.

So, dia mintak ler nama aku dan birth date aku. Pastu dia mintak email aku, supaya dia dapat hantar drawing apabila siap. So, for the fun of it, aku kasi ler kat dia....

4 hari kemudian dia bilang aku, lukisan muka aku dah siap. Dia tweet aku to check my email box.

Hi Zue,

Thank you for your trust. You were my 4th Twitter Drawing of The Day. To me it really was a pleasure to draw you, for when I draw I feel =)

What I felt was this: You are a strong personality, knowing what you want and going there without real inner doubts. You like to be seen by others and they do, for your inner light shines throughout your body and it attracts people.

You have leadership qualities inside and people around you look up at you. You are a great example for weak people, looking at you and the way you live your life, will make them stronger. Your inner being has a great happiness inside, I really had to laugh when I was drawing you, for your inner being wanted me to draw your hair perfect, loves jewelry and it wanted to look great!

I will upload your drawing with your Twitter name to my website (no costs, just want to have beautiful inner beings thereJ) If you don’t want to have your drawing there, let me know and I’ll cancel it, no problem! If you ever intend to upload your drawing as a Twitter Image, let me know, for I’ve just created a new Twitter list @EzihAlive/Spiritual-Drawings only for uploaded Spiritual Drawings of Twitters and it would be great to have you as a member.

Zue, I really hope you like the drawing, it is FREE. If your heart feels like it, you are welcome to make a donation at my PayPal account ezih@live.nl , but don’t feel obliged, because although I like money ;-), drawing YOU, was already a great pleasure to me. Thanks!

Zue, thank you for your trust, know that you are always Welcome to order more Spiritual Drawings (of yourself, your friends, pets, neighbors, clients, employers, employees, colleagues or family :).

Thanks!

Ezih

Lepakss sakk tengok muka aku! Rambut ader jambul seyyy! Muaaahhaahahahaa... =D

Dia pon ader sent aku link : http://www.lulu.com/content/image/spiritual-drawing-of-twitter-zuerainey/8195621#reviewSection


ps: Sebenarnya, aku tak amik port pon.. Aper yg menarik ialah, cara dia menggunakan twitter as the marketing tool to reach out to the world.

Soul: The Seed (Sounds of Isha)

Alalalalalalaaaa~~~*

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=554901504

Psstt...

Alalalalalaaa....aku dapat tahu ader orang minat dgn blog series aku. Aku sungguh happieee skali ahhh! =D

Aku senyummmmm memanjang ajerrrr...sampai aku TERlupa plak nak gosok gigi time mandi pagi tadi...

Terimaksih ler banyak2 kepada semua yang meminati dan sudi menjengok blog-blog aku nih.

Semoga uols terhibur dgn aper juga cerita2 yg aku tulis kat sini. If it makes you happy, then I'll be happy too! =)

ps: Eza, glad to make you smile at times when you need it most. Hope things will turn out better for you anytime soon. Love, care & respect.

Soul: If It Makes You Happy (Sheryl Crow)

Emotional Disturbance

WARNING: Berikut adalah gambar-gambar yang boleh membuat anda mendapat tekanan mental dan gangguan emosi.

Spider-Bike (Go Fuck Spider)

Harley-Bike (depan ader bakol lagi sak!)

Light-Rider (Jalan mlm confirm tak kena langgar..)

Super 75 kayoh (kat handle-bar ader pasang GPS lagik!)

Selepas ini, diharap tiada saper yang akan menjadi korban jalan raya...

Gambar2 exclusive ini telah 'disedut' dari facebook group ini:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Anti-Matreps-Floating-Caps/131280171920?ref=ts

Ok lah...ok lah...cut the crap! Actually, aku nak nak tunjuk korang website nie: Crazy and unusual bicycle designs.

ps: Agak-agak korang, saper nyer design yang lebih CRAZY?

Soul: Emotion Sickness (Silverchair)

Saper sak dekni..??

Tiba-tiba ader orang sms aku tadi...

"Hi, how are you? Why so quiet nowadays?"

Huh?? Aku tgk text message yg tercatat di handphone aku.

Eh, saper sak dekni? Aku ader ler terpikir-pikir. Nombor tak familiar langsung...

Hmmm...nak tanyer nama dia ke tidak eh?

Aku tak tahu sama ader aku nak berterus-terang ke tidak yg aku nie sebenarnya tak kenal saper kah orang yang hantar aku smsm nie! Aku dalam delima...

Tapikan, kalo aku tanyer nama dia, nanti dia rasa tersinggung plak. Nanti dia ingat aku nie dah sombong. Dah lupa kawan. Dah lupa daratan. Kecik hati dia nanti...

So, walopon aku tak tahu saper sms aku nie, aku terpaksa jaga hati dia. Kerana sesungguhnya aku seorang pengguna sms yg beretika....cheyy..cheyy

Tapi saper sey yg sms aku ?? Aku tanya berkali-kali dalam hati aku macam rekod rosak.

Nak reply ke tak nak? Kalo takde tujuan tertentu, aku memang semalas-malas umat nak layan random sms nie sumer. Ntah salah nombor ke, stalker ke, gay boy ke, ex-gf ke...ishh...aku betol2 takde clue sakk....

Aku diam kan diri ajer. 2 minit lepas tu dia sms lagi...

"Kalo u tak bz, nanti reply balik ah."

Ishhh...makin stress sakk aku. So, aku buat strategy ler. Aku pon reply secara random dan selamber...

Konon-konon aku buat step mcm paham ahh. Aku main hentam jawab jer aper dia tanya. Mungkin aper dia tanya nanti bole kasi aku hint saper kah manusia yg sms aku nie..ehehe.

Jangkaan aku benar. Semasa dia reply balik, dia ader sebut benda-benda dan nama2 yg aku familar. So, dari situ, aku dpt narrow down saper kah gerangan dia itu...

Sampai ler ke satu tahap, aku jadi yakin dan berani kan diri utk sebut nama dia.

Ternyata, aku tak salah orang. Beliau lah seorang kawan karib yg pernah main band sama2 dgn aku dulu. Memang dah lama aku lost contact dgn dia....

ps: Lain kali kalo nak sms orang yg dah lama tak contact OR kalo korang dah tukar nombor talipon, pls leave ur name at the end of the message.

Soul: Siapakah Gerangan (Sanisah Huri)

Miss Condom 2010!

Ris Low gives up crown to sell condoms!

Ris Low was crowned Miss Singapore World 2009 on 31 July, 2009. She stepped down on 29 September, 2009.

In addition to winning the crown, Low was also named the following:

1. Miss Community Ambassadress 2009,
2. Miss Lumiere Ambassadress 2009,
3. Miss Best Dressed 2009,
4. Miss Dazzling Eyes 2009,
5. Miss Photogenic 2009,
6. Miss Crowning Glory 2009,
7. Miss Best in Catwalk 2009,

now...

8. Miss Condom 2010!

Read more:  http://www.temasekreview.com/tag/ris-low-promoting-espire-condoms/


ps: I want to suggest a tag line : Espire Condom: Ris(k) Low, High Desire. =P

Soul: Miss Singapore 2009 - Miss Ris Low

Nampak Hantu...

Ghost sighting at Juara Lagu ke-24.

Alalalalala....smlm kawan aku email aku citer nih.

Korang tu hari tengok Anugerah Juarah Lagu kat TV3 tak? Ader beberapa orang nampak hantu momok 'LIVE' kat situ ahh....ishh!

Nah aku selit kan email tersebut...

Huhuh. Takutnya kita orang tengok gambar kat atas tue. Korang perasan ke tak? Katanya benda tue muncul masa persembahan Aizad lagu Kau Aku. Mula-mulanya ramai yang spekulasi tue adalah penari FT. Maklumlah penari dia kan ada yang terbang-terbang. Tapi takkan la terbang sampai ke situ kan?

Ini ialah apa yang dikatakan oleh klubbkidd (orang yang amik gambar nie):-
Time ni masa Aizat wat show Kau Aku. Ada benda atas scaffolding kat atas pentas. Ada ‘orang’ yang berbalut serba putih. Terkejut gak.. tapi kita bayangkan penari Faizal yang wat show pastuh… yang sorang itam sorang pakai putih tuh….yang terbang2. Masaalahnya… satu… ‘orang’ tu tetiba lambai2 kat arah kita.. pastuh menghilang terus! Secondly dia tak pakai baju ketat dancer terbang… dan kain longgar2 cam terbukak sikit flapping gituh, tak cam baju dancer.

Seram gile nie beb!! Ada makhluk lain pun nak berhibur time AJL 24. Takutnya ~~~ Buat mereka yang berani, ada gambar close up selepas nie. Kalau lemah semangat sila jangan tengok yek.

Sedikit penerangan dari Klubkidd.

1. Insiden ni disaksikan lima orang in total dalam kumpulan kengkawan aku. Aku sempat snappy dua pic je, memula ingat nak blog wat lawak, sebab kami semua sangkakan penari Faizal, sebab kejadian ketika lagu Aku Kau oleh Aizat. Aku cuma sedar ‘kepelikan’ bila pas dua kali snap blur tuh – kali ketiga aku tengok nak amik da hilang.

2. Memang ‘entiti’ itu bergerak, seperti orang tapi pergerakan dia minimal, tapi seolah cubaan lambaian sambil melihat ke arah audience dibawah.

3. Aku da bertanyakan orang kuat production TV3 dan setelah gambar dikaji, memang sesuatu yang pelik sebab

a. Bahagian beam dia dok tuh, terlalu jauh dari tempat bebudak penari Faizal yang pakai harness gayut.

b. Tidak kelihatan kelibat pon orang lain – dan tak mungkin dancer unsupervised alone.

c. Tempat itu terlalu jauh kedepan, memandangkan dia da keluar zon pentas, dan tidak ada staff production yang akan ke sana sebab tak ada kena mengena atau fungsi. On top of that – orang production akan pakai warna hitam sahaja.

d. Memang juga disahkan itu bukan pakaian penari Faizal.


Oooohhh...padan ler Aizat menang BEST PERFORMANCE for lagu Kau Aku mlm tuu. Rupanyer ader extra dancer berjoget kat atas tuuu...huhu!


Kalo korang nak baca comments pasal citer nie, click below:
http://www.klubbkidd.com/2010/01/kisah-paranormal-di-ajl.html


Eeeiiii...takot tak??


ps: Jangan biarkan hidop anda diselubungi misteriiiiiiiiiiiii................kehkehkehhkehh

Soul: Haunted (Evanescence)

Babi punya pasal...

Kalo kat Malaysia, kaum muslim skali lagi kena target sebagai extremist setelah terjadinya beberapa insident serangan keatas gereja2 di sana.

Kat Spore nie lain yg terjadi plak. Kaum muslim pon kena target jugak. Tapi bukan pasal bakar gereja. Tapi pasal patung mainan Doraemon! tsk....tskk...tskk..

Kisah nyer mcm nie. Ader satu restaurant makanan segera, yg diiktiraf halal, menjual koleksi patung2 mainan Doraemon.

Patung2 Doraemon yg comel-comel tu, mempunyai mcm2 karakter binatang mengikot 12 zodiac kalender cina. (Sempena nak sambut tahun baru cina ler)

Setiap tahun, kalender cina ader 12 jenis binatang. Kerbau, Tikus, Harimau, Naga...bla..bla..blaa..

So, patung mainan Doraemon tu pon ader 12 jenis karakter binatang jugak mengikot zodiac kalender cina tuu..(tengok gambar kat atas tuu!)

Tapi cuma karakter satu binatang ajer yg takde...binatang BABI tu lerr..

So, ader ler sorang pelanggan tu datang nak membeli kesemua 12 koleksi patung Doraemon. Cuma patung Doraemon chap BABI ajer takde. Dia pon hairan ler, kenapa chap BABI takde. Bukan kah BABI tu binatang paling favourite oleh kaum cina.

So, pekerja di restaurant tu pon explain lah kepadanya bahawa restaurant tu 'peka keatas sensitivity' pelanggan2 muslim disini, lalu tidak menjual patung berkenaan.

Takot nanti, kalo ader patung BABI kat restaurant tu, orang2 muslim takot nak datang dan makan kat situ lagi...(Lame siakk!)

So pelanggan tu pon bingit ahh pasal tak dapat beli, lalu tulis complain kat sotkabar.

Nah baca ceritanya kat sini: http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking+News/Singapore/Story/STIStory_475296.html

Terus terang aku kater, restaurant tu betolnyer overreact siak!

Kalo kiter pikir secara rasional, restaurant tu ingat org muslim nie sumer bodoh ke tak tahu nak bezakan makanan dgn patung mainan??

Kiter makan burger and french fries lahh..bukan makan patung BABI! Bodoh siakk...

You see, dia orang nie sengaja kan nak cari pasal dgn orang muslim kat sini kan? Sengaja nak melabel kan orang muslim nie kaum paling bodoh dan melaga-laga kan kiter.

Kalo korang nak jual, jual lah patung tuu. Jgn lah na cari alasan punca nyer nie sumer pasal org2 yg beragama Islam.

Tak pasal2 org muslim plak jadi scapegoat! Terok orang muslim kat sini kena kutok. Padahal kiter takde kena mengena pon?!

Orang2 muslim tak bodoh mcm tu skali okeyy. Kalo kiter rasa mainan tu tak sesuai, kiter tak akan beli lah. Kiter bole beli mainan lain per. . Kiter tak makan patung mainan okeyy...

Dia orang mememg sengaja lah nak cari pasal dan memburuk2 imej kaum muslim kat Spore nie.

Nie lagi satu nih! Dia orang ingat kelakar keper??

ps: beef = babi halal keper??

Soul: Losing My Religion (R.E.M)

Korang pakai coli kaler aper?

'Leopardz Printz' BOOMZ!

Semenjak dua menjak nie, korang perasan tak kat profile fB kenalan2 pompan korang ader TERtulis kaler BLUE, PINK, RED, BROWN, BLACK...etc..etc..

Aku curious ahh, apasal mereka setakat tulis nama warna ajer tanpa memberi erti yg sebenar.

So, aku pon google kat internet. Dlm masa kurang dari 1 minit, aku dah dapat answer nyer. Baru ler aku paham maksud warna-warna yg diletak kan kat profile fB mrerka tuu..

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100108193509AAQoTPv

Ohhh..dia orang tgh advertise kaler coli (bra) yg dia org tgh pakai rupanyer...ahhhh!

so, sekarang aku tahu ler korang pakai coli kaler aper ek! hahaha...tak senonoh siak korang nie. Baju dlm korang pon korang nak advertise masok dlm facebook kasi tahu satu dunia!

Click: http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2010/01/bra_color_facebook_breast_canc.html

"Hahaha... Tau tak per!! Anyway its for awareness as u aware b4...remember??", Kris beritahu aku.

Tapi, ader bnyk cara lain kan to spread the breast cancer awareness message.

Yess..barah payu dara memanglah sesuatu yg serious dan pencegahan adalah jalan yg terbaik. Tapi, kenapa musti bilang orang aper kaler coli yg korang pakai setiap hari. Tu kan dah invade privacy korang dan mencabul kehormatan korang sendiri! Lu orang tak pikir ke..??

Cuba kalo korang jalan2 kat luar, pastu aku tepok korang nyer belakang, then aku tanyer korang pakai coli kaler aper hari nie? Silap korang musti terajang aku kan..kan...kan.??.

OR, korang jalan kat luar pastu, korang jerit-jerit kaler coli yg korang pakai pada semua orang yg lalu lalang kat situ, just for the sake of spreading the awareness message. Buat malu makbapak korang kan?

Sama jugak mcm korang shout out kat dlm facebook gitu...

Worse still, kalo kat facebook, profile muka korang plak tercongok sebelah message tu...and worse yet, yg ikot buat mcm tu sumer are makcik2 & minah2 muslim yg pakai tudung! muahahahah!!!

Bodoh siak korang nie. Menjatuh kan maruah sendiri depan orang ramai ajer. =P

Lain kali, kalo nak buat something tuu, pikir lah dulu kesan nyer. Jgn jadi pak turut jer. Org kafir yg takde adat budaya buat, korang pon ikot nak buat jugak tanpa memikirkan buruk padah nyer...


ps: Hari nie aku tak pakai coli langsung! so, kaler aper aku nak tarok ek?? hahahah...jgn marah k! take care...

Soul: Picture To Burn (Taylor Swift)

Anugerah Juara Lagu ke-24

Syabas kepada pencipta Pete Teo / Amran Omar kerana lagu Pergi telah dinobatkan menjadi juara untuk Anugerah Juara Lagu ke-24 yg telah disampaikan oleh Aizat

Naib Juara pula dimenangi lagu Dan Sebenarnya (Yuna)

Ditempat ketiga dimenangi lagu Bercinta (Faizal Tahir)

Vocal terbaik dimenangi oleh Black (Aku Rindu Sayang Kamu)

Persembahan terbaik pula telah dimenangi oleh Aizat (Kau Aku)

Pergi - Aizat

Pergi

Sayu terpisah
hikayat indah kini hanya tinggal sejarah
berhembus angin rindu
begitu nyamannya terhidu wangian kasihmu

hujan lebat mencurah kini
bagaikan tiada henti
kaulah laguku kau irama terindah
tak lagi kudengari

kau pergi.. pergi..
sepi tanpa kata
terdiam dan kaku tak daya kau kulupa
apa pun kata mereka
biarkan kenangan berbunga di ranting usia

hujan lebat mencurah kini
bagaikan tiada henti
kaulah laguku kau irama terindah
tak lagi kudengari

kau pergi.. pergi..

hujan lebat mencurah kini
bagaikan tiada henti
kaulah laguku kau irama terindah
tak lagi kudengari

kau pergi.. pergi..
kau pergi.. pergi..
kau pergi.. pergi..



ps: Amy Search tetiba ader rambot!!! peeewiiittt....wa caya sama lu!!

Soul: Pergi (Aizat)

The Malay Phenomenon

Do you know the recent Singapore Idol contest has brought 1 good thing about the malays?

The common social stigmas that have always linked the malay race are, they are lazy, stoopid, laid back, nuisance, problem-makers, has no self-pride, nothing better to do except breeding and making babies.

The above, are untrue.

Click here: http://www.sha.tc/malays-melayu/smelly-stupid-malays

When Singapore produced '3 Malay Idols' consecutively in the last 3 seasons, I soon began to realise other races are making remarks and begin to feel uncomfortable, fear and inferior about what can this small group of malay community can create.

This is not about Sezairi nor Sylvia. Its about a 'certain' ethnic group bashing the malays for being racists when it comes to voting.

Unlike the other first two idol winners, I felt sorry when Sezairi won the crown with much critisicm than Taufik or Hady.

There was no short of musical talent in him, but he was much hated and virtually abused, simply because he's a malay!!

When Tabby was ousted from clinching a place in the final, public started to rally remarks about racism and defaming the 14% malay population in singapore, had 'apparently' voted for that malay boy.

And why so much fuss malays being KINGS of Idols?

Just read those hatred messages, wall posts, on the fanpages, the media, the blogs. The malays were being accused for supporting their own skin colour and not about talents. Being a malay myself, I felt that statement was outrages.

Click here: http://cyberita.asia1.com.sg/mrencana/story/0,6879,153943,00.html

Well, like the chinese and other races, there are as many malays whom are also fan and loyal supporters of Sylvia (including me).

Go to Sylvia fanpage. http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/pages/Sylvia-Ratonel/151030292233?ref=ts

Infact, the malays have never instill such hatred remarks whichever ethnic race or gender that reaches the final.

The malays are always supporting for the best talents, and never because of their own creed nor the colours of their skins.

Jaclyn Victor & Daniel Lee Chieh Hun, are the champions for 1st & 2nd Malaysian Idols seasons respectively, in a country largely dominated by malays. But both are not malays. But the malays voted for them because of their talents. So, malays are not racist afterall!

But why must racial slur be the reason this time round?

Reading thru the comments posted on twitters, facebook pages and forums, I concluded that the non-malays in Singapore have striked a common bond among themselves. They finally proclaim the malays, have shown their potential to outwit & outlast other races by staying united.

Malays, in general, is a community that embrace togetherness, tolerance, teamwork and close bonding. Unlike others, malays STILL practise social respect among our eldests and still know what common courtesy is.

These seeds have been planted within our social & cultural roots from generations to generations. Now they have to envy us for that.

I'm disappointed that Sylvia has not won. But Sezairi has brough the malays to another level that demand respect and dignity from the community.

MALAYS ARE UNITED. =)

ps: I purposely did not write this post in malay, because i want others to read and understand their own shortcomings.

Soul: Touched By An Angel (Sezairi Sezali)

What's Your Say...

Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns

A fren of mine, sent me the above cutting.

Fren: You go read and let me know what's your opinion abt John.

And so I read the article and gave him my honest view.

Me: Well, I think John landed in an odd profession. He would make a good car mechanic, though. =D

Fren: Read the passage again u moron!

Me: What hv u got to say abt John, then?

 Fren: Can't you see that bitch is giving him a hint? She's telling him that she's a MILF, lonely, desperate and looking for a companion. Unless John is a complete idiot, he should be f**king the brains out of her now!!LOL!!

Aku masih tak paham ahhh...korang paham tak? =P

ps: John is a smart ass. He's being diplomatic as not to interfere with marital affairs. Otherwise, it might cause lasting harm. So, he diverted his answers =)

Soul: Tears For Affairs (Camera Obscura)

Cerita Kamar Agung

Malam anda lebih lena dan nyenyak. Pagi anda lebih ceria dan segar.

Aku betol nyer bz giler, sampai nak gie toilet pon takde time.

Setiap kali aku nak terkucil, ku tahan (jebat). Biler TERrasa the 'tingling' feeling kat bawah tu, aku kepit kuat2.

Sehinggakan satu ketika tu, aku dah tak leh handle lagi. Aku rasa muka aku dah tukar jadi kaler biru, menahan titisan air pancutan berirama, dari menyembur keluar...

Aku pon bergegas lari menuju ke 'kamar agung' (toilet) yg terletak nun jauh di luar opis.

Masok ajer aku ke dalam ruang tertutup, yg sekangkang kera lebarnya, aku terus menghempas pintu dibelakang.

GEDEBANG!!!!

Bergegar seluruh kamar agung. Mujur tiada sesiapa di situ.

Terasa air mula pasang. Geletar seluruh tubuh ini. Seperti air didalam saluran paip, yg sedang deras menuju ke penghujung rindu....

Aku berdiri dan berpaling ke arah target, yg merupakan sebuah mangkuk ceramic putih.

Mulot mangkuk terngangah luas seolah-olah telah lama menanti hajat ku.

Aku menggelabah menahan gelora dijiwa. Tangan ku terketar-ketar mencapai zip sluar.

Bagai gunung berapi hendak memuntahkan lahar...tetiba...zip sluar aku stuck!!?? alamak.

...

Kalo korang jadi aku, apa agaknya korang akan buat?

a) Tahan jer kencing (besok pon bole kencing per)


b) Rentap ajer zip sluar tu sampai pecah


c) Kencing ajer dalam sluar


d) Berserah pada takdir...


SMS jawapan pilihan anda ke 1900-SAYA-NAK-TERKENCING.

Pemenang akan mendapat 2 pack lampin utk orang dewasa, yang ditaja oleh Dr.P


ps: Malam anda lebih lena dan nyenyak. Pagi anda lebih ceria dan segar.

Soul: Feel The Rush (Shaggy)

Life's too short...

Pagi tu aku sampai opis, aku bukak ler email dulu. Mana ler tahu ader citer lawak yg aku bole share ngan korang ke haper ke...teeehehehee~

Skali aku terbaca email si Rizan derr...

Tukilan dari email dia:

"Smalam aku ader game bola kat springfield sec, lawan ngan budak cina, campur ah, melayu ader, keling pon ader.

Abis game dalam kol 7, nk dekat magrib, aku da sampei kat kreta, skali aku terpandang budak cina ni, tetiba rebah.

Kita pon muskil, wat telah happened, rupanyer budak ni kena FIT, (sawan) mula2, member aku tolak badanyer ke sideways,

So that his lungs can open up. Pas2, dia check pulse, makin weak. Member aku buat CPR & mouth to mouth, tetiba takde heart beat ahh..

Budak ni mati depan mata aku siak. tk sempat masuk ambulan, DEAD. Aku mcm tergamam gitu…

Oh btw, budak ni umur dlm mid 30s… cian, last aku dgr dari kawan dia “bob breath in, breath out, u goin to meet yur daughter rite… pls wake up”

Moral of the story, life too short. Jgn nk enjoy jer. Ingat life after dead. Lagi 1, kalu tk bole tu, jangan paksa. Ader jer rebah trus GONE!!

Saper nk gi jawab!! Korang jawab sendiri ahhh ok!!"


Alamakkkk...betol ler kater org tua2 kiter. Kalo dah tiba ajal, kat mana2 pon bole mati!


ps: Apabila maut datang menjemput, ianya tidak akan cepat sesaat dan tidak akan lambat sesaat...

Soul: What's This Life For? (Creed)

Sneak Peek 2010

Welcome to the 1st work week of the year =)

For the past few months, I have been flipping thru papers, books, magazines, websites and all kind of resources, simply trying to replete and understand what's the current economy is like.

Positive outlook has well been projected for every sector. But, there might still be minor glitches ahead. Slowly, yet surely, all have been improving in the last quarter of 2009.

Although, the economy has shown vital signs of recovering, but things are not getting cheaper anytime sooner. The oil price continues to escalate after fluctuating in the last few months, but not as menancing as in 2008. While the United States is on the verge trying to better manage their debts, Japan has only came out from recession just recently.

As the world is on par mending its economy, businesses and banks are still trying to revive, restructure the old and unfashionable way of doing business. There will still be job losses and unemployments, which are something that can never be avoided.

In 2007, just before the crisis struck, I wrote these statements below:

"Personally, I shall not indulge into making major financial commitments at the moment. I believe, the next 2 years (2008-2009) will be a testing time. If we could survive after 2009, then I'll make another prediction" - mohdzuraini.blog.co.uk

Looking back at what happened in 2008-2009, most of the things I have sized up truly has occured. Although, things are now improving slowly, but it will not rebound to the state when it was once before.

I met a business friend from India recently. I may not be a seasonal economist, but we've been talking about the world market and how the economy is riding. Interestingly, what he foresee, the world would be facing another distress sooner this year.

Due to global warming and harsh weather outlooks, many rice producing nation will be greatly affected.

India, the world largest crops producer will stop exporting rice into the world market. Being the largest nation in rice exports, India's absence in the world market will affect the rice consuming nations significantly.

Looking at the rising price of raw sugar now, rice will come under scrutiny when there is low in supply and higher in demand. Thus, a price hike for this comodity is inevitable.

Let's be cautious for the next 3 months. Give a little breathing space for the economy, before we can splurge heavily on something that we ought to save for the future.

Happy New Year and best wishes to all. =)



ps: I was too sick to blog for the last few days.

Soul: Time For Miracles (Adam Lambert)

Dopuloh-Sepuloh

Sepuloh Tin Sardin

wishes everyone

A Happy New Year 2010!

ps: A New Year with New Hopes...