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"Malay boys LURRRRRVE baju butterfly"


Ader orang tanyer minahspeak soklan SPM...

Question:
hello eli.. if all malay girls are 'minahs', in darwinspeak naturally they will all evolve into 'makciks' right? will u also evolve to become makcikspeak in future (b4 u hang the mouse)? hehe :P

Answer:
You are absolutely right! To the fact that Minahs will all evolve into Makciks. You know this when they quit wearing g-strings to seduce their Mats and convert to baju butterfly to turn on the Pakciks.

Seriously, that's a tip. Malay boys LURRRRRRVE baju butterfly. And korang satu-satu takmo nak step posh and elegant konon tak suka baju butterfly la eh, it's the most comfortable thing in the world!

Maybe if I ever do Makcikspeak I should release a line of Baju Butterfly. Hmm.

If you're GODDAMN bored and in need of some witty entertainment, click http://www.formspring.me/minahspeak.

Expect the unexpected and quirky answers! =)))

(Kenapa aku suka promote bende yg mepek2 kat sini arr...??)

Aper tu Baju Butterfly??

"korang tahu tak saper pelopor baju butterfly nie? Sebenarnya baju butterfly nie ditiru dari rancangan Wrestling WWF dulu. Korang ingat tak Macho Man Randy Savage?? Ahhh...dia ler yg start dulu pakai baju butterfly!" - Belachan Tumbuk 250209

Macho Man -  Pencetus idea "Baju Butterfly" yg popular sehingga hari nie...
(Dulu, memang ramai makcik2 suka tengok Wrestling WWF. Ramai jugak yg minat kat Macho Man!)



ps: Baru jer tu hari melepak dgn Rizan dan terkenang peristiwa pasal Baju Butterfly time gie KL. Huauahahaha...


Soul: Butterfly (Crazy Town)

Teka-Teki Yang Merepek!



Tadi, kawan aku si Adzam email satu teka-teki. So, aku nak share ngan korang lerr..

"Teringat aku satu cerita sang kancil ngan sang kambeng..."

Sati hari sang kancil ngan sang kambeng (best frend) nak seberang sebuah titi (bridge kayu lah).

Sang kancil menyeberang dahulu di ikuti sang kambing dengan dekat di belakang.

Tetiba, titi yang dah reput tu runtuh! Sang kancil jatuh ke dalam parit lalu patah kaki.

Sang kambing agak korang patah apa plak?!

(Teka dulu jawapan, baru scroll ke bawah...)


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Jawapan: sang kambeng patah balik ah.. tu parit banyak dalam woo!! Ada buaya plak tuh!


Moral of the story: Kambing tu bastard sak!!! tak nak tolong Sang Kancil yg jatuh dlm parit! lain kali ingat… jgn kawan ngan sang kambing k…. hahahahaha!!



ps: teka-teki nie sungguh tak bermoral skali!


Soul: Kambing Kaigaeh (Ma Carrotz PsychoUnit Rabbit Mac Feat Psychomantra & Vassan)
 
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