It's freaky, man!!!

"She flexed, man! You know when she flexes, it becomes tighter!!" si mat saleh nie bobal dgn kawan dia betol2 depan meja aku.

Razak yg ketika itu sedang menunjukan iPhone terbaru nyer kat aku, tetiba tergamam. Kiter tak tercakap pon. Aku pandang si Razak sambil terkebil-kebil.

"Urgghh...It's beyond description. It's freaky man...it's FREAKY!" sambung mat saleh tu sambil menunjukan isyarat tangan betapa 'besar' nyer 'object' itu...

"ehehehe...ko paham aper dia cakap??" aku tanyer si Razak dgn spontan.

Otak kuning kami mula bercelaru cuba membayangkan aksi-aksi lucah yg telah digambarkan oleh mat saleh tuu...

"Teh tarik satu, kurang kan gula, ya." tetiba kami terdengar kata-kata itu dari mulot mat saleh yg sama tadi yg memesan order kat bhai sarbat tuu.

Lagi ler kami tercenggang! Bijik mata Razak terbeliak!

"Sudah makan?" Bhai sarbat pula bertanya dia.

"Udah, bang. Saya udah makan." mat saleh tu jawab balik siot!

Fuhhhh...terror siot si mat saleh tu bobal melayu!

"Agak-agak dia dgr tak tadi aper kiter cakap??" Aku tanyer balik si Razak.

"Tu ahh kao. Bobal kuat sangat.Aku rasa dia paham ahh aper kiter cakap tadi." si Razak templak aku balik...huhu

Bhai sarbat tu pon menghulur teh tarik yg dipesan oleh mat saleh tadi.

"Selamat malam ya, Bang Haji." mat saleh tu berkata sambil berlalu pergi membawa teh tarik tapao dia.

"Kita tak bole kutok mat saleh cakap melayu. Dia orang paham ahh. Lain kali kena kutok mereka pakai bahasa boyan!" Razak memberi amaran.

hmmm...betol lah. Nie bukan pertama kali aku dengar mat saleh bobal melayu. Yg aku kagum, bahasa melayu dia lebih melayu dari kita orang melayu sendiri!

IT'S FREEAKY, MAN!


ps: Baru aku sedar, betapa pentingnya dialect rumpun yg kiter ader. Sepatutnya kiter berbangga dgn identiti kiter. *Aduh gheghena jeriak paraben*

Soul: La A Obe (Kassim Selamat & The Swallows)

Is sharing caring? Don't be fooled...

Never disclose part of your private life! (Someone told me so.)

I've seen many have been disclosing too much about their private life, be it about their families, personal photos, who they are dating with or personal things which sometimes should not be disclosed at anytime.

Actually, tak ader saper nak amik tahu pon. BUT, you may not know that things may take a drastic turn and backfires you.

Especially kat social network websites. It's the most dangerous place to store all your photos and other confidential matters. Don't these people know how to safeguard their privacy?

"..Eiii, knp gmbr ko tu limited sangat? Knp ko tak pernah share gambr2 family ko, sedare ko, scandal lama ko, kat internet?.." ader ler sorang kawan aku tanyer kat aku dulu..

Isshhh...ingat aku nie slenger sangat ke nak tayang private life aku kat net? C'mmon lah bro, jgn lah naive sangat pasal social website nie sumer. These tools are for FUN only, okeyy. Jgn amik serious dan terlalu obsessed tentang benda-benda nie. There are more important things in life we shud focus on.

Kalo kiter nak timbang baik-buruk, aku rasa banyak benda yg tak baik yg bole terjadi kat social websites, mcm facebook nie. Aku menghormati kalo ader kekawan aku yg tak nak share facebok account dia ke atau other social network sites. So we ought to respect their privacy.

Ader sesetengah org tu, ghairah sangat biler bukak facebook account. Sumer dia nak longgok kat dalam. Sumer hal family, private matters pon dia share with the whole world. Ape dia buat dgn laki dia lah, dia gadoh dgn scandal dia lahh, hari nie dia pakai sluar dlm kaler aper lahh...etc..etc...Eh, korang tak malu ke ah?

Aku kasi satu example nie:

Dia nie tarok gambar anak bini dia kat facebook. Dia bilang anak dia skolah katne, nama anak dia saper, nama bini dia saper...bla...bla..bla..

Satu hari tu, si mamat hacker nie dah hacked sumer dia nyer personal info kat dlm facebook. So, since dia dah kenal muka budak tu, dia pon pegi ler skola budak tu and colek anak dia. Pastu tu tepon mak budak tu cakap mintak ransom.

"Kasi saya $2000.00 ajer...takyah GST okey!!! Kalo tak, anak awak tak akan saya kembalikan!" si penculik tu gertak mak budak tu...Bini dia pon blurr kodok, pasal tak tahu aper citer sak!

Skrg nak salahkan saper??

BAPAK dia ler yg salah! Gie disclosed ko nyer anak bini kat facebook, watpe? Kan dah menyusah kan orang kampong!

So, the above senario is only a mere example. Kat negeri org putih mmg dah terjadi ahh. Kat sini blom lagi nampak nyer...

"Alaaa...aku cuma open facebook tu kat close friends and relatives jer. Org luar yg aku tak kenal, aku tak accept as friends. So, my privacy is still secured." cheyy..kawan aku mendabik dada kononyer takde org bole ceroboh account dia ahh tuu..kehehehe..!

Eh, ko lagi bodoh kaper??

Korang silap ok...nothing is secured kat cyberspace. Ramai account kawan aku dah kena hacked.

2 days ago, Mirza's account kena hacked. Smlm, si Mazni (cuzzin aku) nyer account lak kena hacked. Modus operandi for both accounts hacked were the same.

They logged into Facebook, penetrate user's account and disguised themselves as the account owner. Sambil tu, sedut ler aper2 info yg patut (gambar, email account, hp no.) yg kat dalam account tu. Pastu korang nyer inbox, chat history pon dia bole baca ahh. Mcm2 lah rahsia korang terbongkar....huhu.

Benda nie dah terjadi dan aku dah nampak dgn mata kepala aku sendiri mcm mana dia org buat....so pepandai ler korang jaga social website korang. Jgn cakap aku tak bilang....*hint*hint*

Sebelom korang gatal tangan nak longgok benda-benda yg tak patut kat dlm, gie baca site nie: 10 tips you should not share on social networks.

Anw, senyum sukmo!

ps: Tu pasal aku selalu kena buat spring cleaning....pasal account aku pernah kena godam! (Godamit!)

Soul: Sing A Song (Earth, Wind & Fire)

OoOOoohh..I know wat you're doing!

First, I heard the clicking sounds...

I heard the sound feedbacks piercing...

I was asked to speak louder...

You're trying very hard to make me talk...

Then I realised something is wrong..

You're actually trying to record my voice...


ps: That's not fair...bcos I don't sound beautiful.

Soul: Beautiful (Late Night Alumni)

Dam Berlondeh (Dumb Blonde)

She's blonde AND she's dumb...

...but she's CUTE!

ps: If you're blonde and dumb, make sure you're CUTE! =)

Read The Lyrics

You'll Never Walk Alone

When you walk
Through a storm
Hold your head, up high
And don't be afraid, of the dark
'Coz at the end of the storm
Is a golden sky
And the sweet silver song
Of the lark

Walk on, through the wind
Walk on, through the rain
Though your dreams be tossed
And blown

Walk on, walk on
With hope, in your heart
And you'll never walk alone
You'll never walk alone

Alone

Walk on, walk on
With hope in your hearts
You'll never walk, alone


ps: Liverpool 2 - Manchester United 0 =)

Soul: You'll Never Walk Alone (Gerry And The Pacemakers)

Cewek Livy

Time half time tadi, aku pon skodeng ler twitter. Sekali aku terbaca 2 cewek Liverpool nyer conversations...

hmmm...kalo bobal pasal bola tu, takyah ler masok chapter pasal mandi-mandi...ishhh!!!


ps: kalo pompan tu, pompan jugak lerr..

The Anfield Saga Continues..

Tonite's the nite. Anfield will once again be host to the DEVILS!

I will have mixed feeling if Liverpool should win tonite. Why?? B'cos the chances Rafa to be ousted is slim. Why?? B'cos i hate that spaniard Barney.

Rafa has never been my favourite since Howling Houllier. For sure, he was at his peak last season, but he has been pushing his luck too much and we know that he couldn't do much for this season. Hence, it is the best time for him to leave Anfield.

IF Liverpool is going to lose, then it'll be a straight defeat in the last 5 games. That will be the worst record ever made in history.

Rafa has been the worst manager, by far. He has failed to lift up the spirits among the players. He has been too dependent on Gerrrard-Torres. He has wasted the talents of Owen and Alonso. His strategy failed too many times and Liverpool has been depending on their lucks to win games. To me, it has been the worst management I've seen in years!

Comparing Arsenal's, Wenger has been very careful with his tactics. Arsenal is a stealth. Swift and silent. I'll be disappointed if Arsenal is to lose the Championship title this season.

As for Man United? - They are clowns in Power Rangers suit! =D

Click here

ps: Will be glued infront of TV later tonite!

Soul : You'll Never Walk Alone (Jordin Sparks)

F.A.D. (Facebook Addiction Disorder)

Spidey share aku email about ppl getting hooked and addicted to Facebook.

Ahh...betol tuu. Infact, aku memang dah bilang sumer kekawan aku nie that fB memang addictive. Kalo dah bukak fB, satu kejer haram pon tak leh abes... =)

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MANILA - Facebook users beware. Psychologists are now probing a new kind of addiction called Facebook Addiction Disorder (FAD).

Psychologist Dr. Michael Fenichel, who has published numerous writings on FAD online, describes it as a situation in which Facebook usage "overtakes" daily activities like waking up, getting dressed, using the telephone, or checking e-mail.

"The amazing thing is that, like cellphones, nobody seems to notice the vast amount of time and energy - at work, at home, and now while on the move - people are devoting to Facebook. It has become a given," Fenichel writes in an online post titled "Facebook Addiction Disorder- A New Challenge?"

FAD could be classified under the more broad "internet addiction disorder" or internet overuse.

Academic papers have already posed theories on internet addiction and social networking addiction, and even less, cellphone addiction.

"Like most activities, moderation and integration are key. Those that may seriously label and treat FAD as a behavioral addiction will clearly need to use context in determining if a behavior has become demonstrably harmful to overall social, work, or face-to-face interpersonal efficacy," Fenichel added.

You are a Facebook addict if...

According to Joanna Lipari, a clinical psychologist at the University of California, Los Angeles who was interviewed for a CNN report, here are some signs that you are addicted to Facebook:

1. You lose sleep over Facebook. When using Facebook becomes a compulsion and you spend entire nights logged on to the site, causing you to become tired the next day.

2. You spend more than an hour a day on Facebook. Lipari said it is difficult to define how much is too much when it comes to Facebook usage, but that an average person need only spend half an hour on the site.

3. You become obsessed with old loves or exes you reconnect with on Facebook.

4. You ignore work in favor of Facebook. This means you do not do your job in order to sneak time on Facebook.

5. The thought of getting off Facebook leaves you in cold sweat. If you try going a day without Facebook and it causes you stress and anxiety, this means you need help.
According to the same report by Elizabeth Cohen, Senior CNN Medical Correspondent, Facebook addiction is not yet an actual medical diagnosis.

However, the report notes that several therapists in the United States have noticed a rise in the number of clients who get hooked on social networking, to the point of social dysfunction.

Facebook fun

Facebook, launched by the world's youngest billionaire Mark Zuckerberg, has over 300 million users worldwide, half of whom log on to the site every day.

Further, about 2 billion photos and 14 million videos are uploaded on various Facebook pages a month and about 6 billion minutes are spent on Facebook a day, worldwide.

According to Willis Wee, founder of the social media and marketing blog Penn-Olson.com, this is twice as much time that people spend on Google.

The global social networking website allows users to post and share content (like photos, links, videos, and notes), play casual games and applications, and interact with friends and family through messaging and chat. abs-cbnNEWS.com. With reports from CNN.com.

source : http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/lifestyle/10/20/09/are-you-facebook-addict

Facebook Addicts Song - By Isk & Hosni

ps: So are you a facebook addict? I'm only addicted to sardines! =)

Soul: Facebook Addicts Song (Isk & Hosni)

Liverpool bole relax main beach ball!

Aku online kat facebook tadi. Then terbaca kawan aku nyer fB ader comment pasal Liverpool kalah 0-1 dengan Slumberland.

"...lupa nak bilang lu ji...jersey liverfool lu buang dah ji...lu org next season benitez ckp main beach ball...LOL!"

Pepek Rina: "I was watching the beach ball"

Memang mcm siak! Nasib mcm kentang kena lenyek buat begedil! Kalah pasal beach ball kaler RED tuu...

Tapi kan, aku memang tak suka Rafa ler. Dia yg patut kena buang dari dulu. He's too long with the team. Tactics dia pon sumer org dah bole baca.

Dia memang TAK BAGUS! Tu pon ader ramai yg kasi muka sama dia. CHET!


ps: Aku malas nak predict game dgn Man Utd nanti. Tapi yg penting, aku akan tgk tu match LIVE!

Soul : Beach Balls (Billy Talent)

A Walk Down Memory Lane...

The last few days were extremely buzy. Never did enjoy my weekend..and I tot Monday was PH! LOL! - Crap!

In a midst of doing some personal project with a friend. It's voluntarily of course and it's going to be 'A School Project'...thou we have left the school long time =)

Barely, 6 months ago, Shahrul called for a meet up. We went out for a drink when he proposed his ideas of creating an exclusive video of our defunct school which is no more in existance.

"I'm trying to revive back those nostalgic memories we had during those years...", he showed me a basic 3-D virtual walk-thru model of our school he had created.

It was awesome! I've never tot to be able to walk into the same bulding again, but virtually!

Immediately, I agreed to it. I'm just excited to be involved in such a cause and we shared ideas to bring this childhood fantasy into a reality.

So, we met again last week. He showed the rough cut of the video. The virtual walk-thru was brilliantly done. It's the next closest thing we could asked for.

Then came my part for the final post production. This is where my ideas will come to play. I need to single out old cut-out photographs collated. Insert into the video of the very same spot, so that all those nostalgic moments can be reminisced and relived once again.

Here's an example:

The walk-thru virtual animation will come to a scene. A photograph showing the exact same spot, will ghostly fade in, to tell a nostalgic story.

Frame 1

Frame 2


Frame 3


Frame 4

The most tedious tasks of all, each seconds of the scenes have to be precised.

It took me 3 hours to syncronise a 5 second scene, so that the storyboard goes swiftly, uncut.

But it pays. Am truely satisfied.

Still not sure what audio background to use to enhance the mood. But I will try to come out with something melancholy, I'm sure! ;)

So, be ready everyone. This school will be the first to be re-born again virtually on facebook.

WE ARE THE FIRST IN THE WORLD!

Errr...you add me?

10 stoopid reasons on how to elak from accepting people u don like on facebook (without hurting them deliberately)

1. err u add me? im always accessing by my iphone and its too small to be showing the friend requests part..

2. err u add me? tat day i dah click and accept. u mean u send again??

3. err u add me? but u barely talked or sms-ed me so i didnt dare to accept cos im not sure whther we are frens

4. err u add me? i'm too busy looking at other accounts that i dont have time to look at my own. tat's why i didnt see ur fren request lah

5. err u add me? i didn't see ur name. i'm suddenly blinded by all the requests sent. i need eye therapy!

6. err u add me? i cant see all who requests to be my friends! my LCD suddnely turns dark.

7. err u add me? my 'accept friend' button is misssing! sorry can't add u at the moment

8. err u add me? oh i saw ur request but wen i click add friend, they prompt me tat ive already exceeded the number of contacts allowed in fb

9. err u add me? but i don't know you. who are You again?

10. err u add me? sorry i dont think im Good enuf to be ur friend ! ur just so Good to look at, i might stain ur wall...


ps: kalo mcm nie, might as well u don need to have an account at all!

Soul: Friend Or Foe (T.A.T.U)

Mari Belajar Cakap Korea

Saper minat tengok citer Korea kat TV harr?

Korang tengok citer Korea, tapi korang paham ke dia orang bobal aper? Ader orang tengok drama korea tu, sampai bengkak2 mata nangis...eksyen step mcm paham jer...huhu

Kalo korang tak paham, nie ader advance course memahami bahasa Korea. Sebenarnya, bahasa korea nie senang, lebih kurang macam bahasa melayu jugak...

Tak caya, meh tengok YouTube nie. Bole bet, lepas nie korang bobal bahasa Korea mcm bobal bahasa melayu...!

ps: Aku tak pandai sangat cakap korea. Tapi, sikit2 bole ahh - Hyundaigetz hyundaiavantekia fortekia ceratokia kelingkia picantokia samsungomniaII LG JOY! amacam? terror tak?? teeehehehe~

Kental Ahh Lu Mat!!

Hehehe...kawan aku tetiba email aku citer nie...

"...Bini aku duduk sblah mat ni kat mrt ngah boboal kat tepon. Bini aku dgr dia bobal...

“u rindu I keper? I punya org kawan biar beribu, cinta biar satu, kalau yang dicinta mcm kayu, baru carik baru… alalaalalla”..

...bini aku ngah piss jer ngan mamat ni…"


ps: muahahahaha...ayat zaman kuno siottt!!! KENTAL DOK!

Ketok Your Friends Money!

Aku skodeng blog Arshanti tu hari...

Aku tersengih-sengih baca satu cerita yang dia tulis. Very interesting!

Dia ajar tactic macam mana nak ketok duit members....hahaha!

(Sila baca dgn teliti)

"....Jadi kau nak kene make a diabolical plan. Saaaaaap and duit kau hilang gitu cepat, macam mana kau nak lepak next saturday?

Kau nak kene pikir which of your friends has a job, and kau nak kene main bodek ngan dorang. And again, check calendar kau dulu..

Whenever it's the 21st of the month, kau mesti start contact2 kawan kau tu, tanye khabar, use the "long time no see"s, and make plans ngan tu budak to meet you on the following weekend to 'just lepak' but padahal kau nak ajak dorang 'jalan2 at bugis juction' when the truth is you're gonna KETOK YOUR FRIENDS MONEY.

Siang2 on the day kau suppose to jumpe kawan kau, biler kawan kau dah on the way dalam train, kau kat rumah step last minute takde duit untuk ezlink abeh mintak kawan kau transfer duit and pay for your transport.

Biler dah sampai destination, kau mintak kawan kau blanja makan, suruh your friend belikan rokok pasal kau underage abeh in the end kau step luper nak bayar dier balik, kau purposely walk into kedai2 baju and cakap kat kawan kau "eh ni lawar kan..." and stand there for 15 minutes staring at it and expecting kawan kau tu say "kau nak aku bayar kan dulu tak?"

NI SEMUA TACTIC. But to be honest, I don't do it and I have never asked anyone to buy me clothes, or anything in particular besides a can of redbull, and itu pun pasal kawan aku singgah ke kedai and aku malas nak jalan. So from spending that $50 your dad bagi or to ketok-ing your kawan, which is worth it? Pasal kaaan, if you kluar ngan your kawan, you'll be able to save $35. Ni memang pikiran melayu.. SIANG MALAM DUIT JERrr...."

Huhu...aku memang setuju aper dia cakap nie. Pasal aku pon pernah TERkena jugak!

ps: Korang ader kawan mcm nie tak? Huh? Ader ek...LOL!!

Soul: Koleksi Lagu-lagu Hari Raya (Sepuloh Tin Sardin)

What next?

Orang tanyer aku, "What will happen after Sepuloh Tin Sardin?"

Oh...Sepuloh Tin Sardin will cease its existance from the blogsphere after the 300th post. Aku pon takde plan nak buat aper lepas tuu.

Aku rasa nak berehat sebentar lerr...tu ajer.

ps: Setiap yang bermula, pasti akan berakhir.

Love Me For A Reason...

...let the reason be LOVE.

Biler aku dengar lagu nie balik, aku teringat Mr He dari China, yg sebok mintak aku ajar dia bahasa omputih. Nie lah lagu dia yg dia suka nyanyi hari2. Kenangan aku di Jalan Sultan Centre...

ps: Stephen Gately dah mati. Dia mati kena AIDS ke?? huhu...

Corat-coret Hari Raya...

Bapak Mithali

Tangan dukung baby + botol susu + walkie-talkie - Lu skill ahh beb!

Walopon syawal ader seminggu lagi, tapi aku rasa cukop ler aku beraya sakan. Aku dah angkat bendera surrender. Aku takmo gie raya lagi. Aku dah penat sangat nih...

Penat sampai tak larat nie....

Kuih-muih kat umah aku pon dah abes. Tinggal kek marble jer dlm esbok. Timakasih kepada semua sanak-sedara, sahabat handai yg sudi berkunjung ke teratak aku.

Itu mee ke misai??

Aku teringat time aku kecik2 dulu time raya. Happy jekk...

Lain kali aku nak buat majlis raya kat bawah block jer. So, korang tak yah susah-susah naik sampai tingkat tinggi dtg raya kat penthouse aku.

Ehehehe...saper datang umah aku tu hari dpt makan epok2 sardin!

Pada umah-umah yg tak sempat aku kunjungi tahun nie, aku mintak ampon maaf zahir batin akibat kesuntukan masa. Kalo di panjangkan umur tahun depan, insya-allah kiter berjumpa lagi.

Jumpa balek kawan2 sekolah lama. Apasal kao mcm hantu jer Daing??

Tahun nie raya aku rasa kelam-kabut sikit ahh pasal persiapan sumer last minit. Tapi, walo bagaimana pon, ianya tetap semeriah mcm tahun-tahun yg lalu juga.

Cuzzins2 aku yg teramat ler gediks! Tahun depan korang convoy lagi keper?

Next year plan betol2 sikit ahh. Kalo saper nak cat umah tu, please lah buat sblm bulan posa ek.

Terimaksih kerana sudi singgah ke teratak ku ini...

Sehingga kiter berketemu Syawal yg akan datang, aku mendoakan semoga kiter sumer sihat sejahtera dan dipanjangkan umur.

Selamat Hari Raya Maaf Zahir Batin. =)

ps: Tapikan tak semestinya tak raya tak bole jumpa lagi kan?

Soul: Koleksi Lagu-Lagu Hari Raya (Sepuloh Tin Sardin)

Alahh emak kahwin kan aku...

Jarang aku dapat email dari Abg Rosli. Tapi sekali-sekala dia kasi email...fuhhhh...PEDAS!!!

Nie lagi satu email dia sent kat aku tadi. Lepakk siakk aku ketawa! Ntah dari saper nyer artikel dia suah sapu, tapi bagus jugak ler dia share ngan kiter sumer hal-perihal ehwal semasa dlm negeri nie.

So, aku pon nak share ngan korang ahh, lelebih lagi utk sumer yg tgh sibuk nak kahwin, yg blom kahwin dan yg dah kahwin tapi nak kahwin lagi.. =D

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Aku ni actually ghairah pat members² aku start plan kawin. Bukan jealous cuma tumpang gembira jer. Heehee..

So aderla satu hari tu, members aku satu ni tepon nak jemput aku ke majlis dia...

Aku pon tanya ler.. 'Amacam geng, semua dah siap?'

Dia cakap 'Parah beb, gua kayap siak ni bulan... 20 ribu dah abis siol..'
HAAA?!? 20 RIBU?!?! Mak oi..

Hidop pat singapore nie memang ler mahal and kekadang tu pasangan tak jadi kahwin pasal duit tak cukop ataupon duit yang ade tu diorang tak bleh agree nak digunakan untuk apa.

Maknernyer, diorang plan nak buat majlis kan, abih tak boleh agree with each other, so they bergaduh & bertekak & salahkan mak bapak each other & end up, tak jadi kahwin..... Al kisahhh...

Tapi kan, aku heran tau... pasangan sekarang lebih stress memikirkan majlis ini daripader memikirkan maser depan dan hala tujuan hidup bersamer selepas
nikah. Heran eh?? Diorang ingat lepas kawin life stops there ke??

Hmm.. ok, that's a different story..

So getting back pasal duit nie kan, tak ikut market price nanti orang kata kedekut lah, sengkek lah, tak mampu jangan ada hati nak kahwin lah, akak kau peh laki la, mak ensem bapak jambu la, hai... macam-macam story lagi.

Biasanyakan, yang letak harga ialah mak sebelah pompan. Bapak confirm mesti orait.. ikutkan aje. Kadang2 ada jugak pompan sendiri yang letak harga, lepas tu pakat dengan mak, revenue sharing 50/50.

Hurhurhur basketball btoll...

Mengikut survey kedai kopi pat Jurong West St 42, sekarang hantaran paling minimum ialah SGD$7000.. Maximum sampai $25,000 pon ade.

Kalau kedai kopi Marsiling lak SGD$5000 + rokok kretek 30carton. Dasyat beb.. Dah lah Singapore ni mahal giler.. Macam mane couple tak bertekak..Nak tahu apasal mahal?

Mengikut Survey Kedai Gunting Teban Gardens, antara punca hantaran sekarang makin mahal;

1. Anak pompan sorang
2. Anak pompan sekolah tinggi sampai tingkat 20
3. Anak pompan paling jambu dalam family
4. Anak pompan kerja lawyer/doctor/CEO AnakMelayu.com
5. Anak pompan biasa pakai barang branded
6. Anak pompan yang pandai masak, kemas rumah, layan suami sampai suami takmo gi kerja
7. Kakak belum kahwin; jadi kena sponsor kakak kawin jugak.. nanti lemau..
8. Anak pompan tu banyak yang melamar, semuanya hensem brylcream + kaya

Mengikut survey Kedai Basikal Chai Chee, selalunya jawapan yang diberi oleh pihak lelaki kalau hantaran melampau sangat ialah;

1. Bapak Rock - 'Lu giler ka pa beb?'
2. Bapak Mithali -?'Astarghfirullah..'
3. Bapak Bintang TV - 'TTIIDDDAAAAKKKKKK!!!!!!'
4. Bapak Gangster/Tailong - 'Masih 'virgin' ke tak ni lu peh girl, ada diamond ka pa..'
5. Bapak Bisnesman - 'We're sorry but the returns of our investment is definitely less than 20%...'
6. Bapak Lembik - 'mahal la.. macam mane nie daling?' sambil membisik pat Isterinya...
7. Bapak Garang - 'APAAAA?!?! AAPPAAAAAA??!! CUBA KAU CAKAP LAGI SEKALI!!!??'
8. Bapak Gerek - 'HAHAHA! Lupakan sudah... Takpe Roy, nanti bapak recommend yang lebih power dari Ashwarya Rai eh?'


Mengikut survey Warung Nasi Lemak Bussorah Street, kata² dari sebelah pompan yang lelaki ingin sangat nak dengar ialah;

1. 'Ikut suka hatilah.. Berapa yang lelaki kasi; kita ambik je. Makcik ngan pakcik kau nie tak cerewet.'
2. 'Takpelah. Kalau tak boleh adakan sekarang; kahwin dulu. Lepas tu bayar pelan-pelan cara instalment.'
3. 'Jangan bimbang. Korang cuma adakan hantaran je. Duit majlis semua kita sponsor.'
4. 'Pasal makcik kau ngan pakcik kau nie suka sangat kat kau, kita ikhlas...'
5. 'Berapa korang nak kasi, kasilah. Nak ambik free pun takpe. Anak pompan kita ramai lagi. Ada kawan, rekemen arh skali'


Mengikut survey Mat Despatch Gathering @ Waterloo St, kalau kena pulak family lelaki yang loaded makan tak abis punya; jawapannya;

1. 'Okay setuju. Kita up lagi $10,000. Ditanggung beresss.'
2. 'Ehh sikit nah! Camni tak nak lah. Malu la kawin hantaran $10,000. Kami OKB tau!'
3. 'Brape? Gitu je?'
4. 'Dahling, amikkan chek book abang tu.. '
5. 'Sebagai hadiah upacara masuk minang ni; kita ada siapkan kereta 5 bijik. Tu anak bujang kita tengah parking semua kat bawah tu.'
6. 'Sebagai hadiah upacara masuk minang ni; kita ada siapkan kereta 5 bijik, 3 bijik TV LCD 50 inci, 2 tiket penerbangan ke...'


Haa... tu lah beberapa karenah orang melayu kita ni. Hati dah suka punya pasal, semua boleh aje.

Cukup time tak larat nak naik pelamin pasal kerja tiga empat macam untuk kumpul duit. Ada pulak tu...yg terpaksa amik personal loan la, 0% installment Bank la, atau pakai credit card.

Honeymoon pon utang.. Lepas kawin, dah balik dari honeymoon, kepala teros sewel, pikir nak bayar hutang and at the end of it, tak tercapai lah maksud perkahwinan yg sepatutnya semakin memudahkan kehidupan.. dah terbalik.. jadi semakin susah.

So amacam geng, dah ready nak kawin?

Kalau yg dah kawin tu, ape pulak masalah dorang..

End.

ps: Tu hari aku dok sembang dgn satu ustaz. Dia beritahu aku, statistic penceraian kalangan masyarakat melayu meningkat akibat masalah kewangan dan beban hutang. Ustaz tu kater lagi, isteri-isteri sekarang terlampao demanding dan materialistic.

Masjid Terbakar Panggil Bomba...

...by the time bomba datang pon dah terlambat!

Today Paper Pg.6 - Thu, Oct 8, 2009

The most recent blazing news, when a 14-year-old boy was charged with arson, causing substantial damage to a mosque which could cost more than 1 million dollar!!

*GASP*

Mana-mana aku pegi, aku dgr sumer orang cakap budak tu yang salah. And I know korang pon salahkan budak tu kan?? teeehehe...korang silap!

Tak fair nak blame him alone. Kiter pon tak tahu ler aper masalah peribadi yg menyebabkan dia nak bakar masjid tuu..but then, we still need to take a look at the full perspective of the whole incident in details.

Sebenarnya, aku salah kan pihak pentakbiran masjid tu jugak. Jawatankuasa masjid tu seharusnya telah menyediakan emergency activation dan contigency plan sekiranya belaku sesuatu kebakaran.

Masjid-masjid di sini telah di category kan sebagai 'Places of Public Resort', dimana sekurang-kurangnya seorang Fire Safety Manager dan seorang Fire Warden harus dilantik. So, jika berlaku kebakaran atau kecemasan pada bila2 masa, pihak masjid tahu mcm mana nak mengawal situasi dari terus merebak.

Sebagai place of public resort, adequate fire protection system should have been in place. (eg, alarm call points, fire extiguishers, hosereels)

So, what are these fire fighting items for? Gantung kat dinding masjid buat perhiasan?? NO! These are the first line of defence whenever there's a fire break out!

Tak yah nak tunggu abang-abang bomba ne-no-ne-no sampai, baru nak step hero lawan api. By the time, bumbung pon dah ranap cecah bumi....

All these basic fire fighting equipments are for public to use in order to curb the spread of fire. Mana fire warden masjid? Mana fire safety manager masjid? Mana pegawai-pegawai masjid at that moment of time? Tak tahu nak pakai extinguisher ke? Tak tahu nak bukak hosereel to fight fire?

First thing aku nak soal. Are the fire extiguishers available and in working condition at that point of time? Are the staff trained to use these items during emergency?

What i have been observing lately, banyak extiguishers kat masjid-masjid disembunyikan simpan kat dlm office. Therefore, it's not readily available during emergency for public to use.

Lagi satu, all staff are not well-trained to use these equipments (extinguihers, hosereels) so biler terbakar, sumer panic pasal tak tahu mcm mana nak pakai. By the time, its a bit too late to curb the spread of fire until the fire engine arrives.

Banyak pentakbir masjid2 aku tengok ambil sambil lewa tentang benda2 mcm nie ahh. Bagi mereka ianya sesuatu yg remeh-temeh. Test hosereel pon tak pernah nampak.

Korang tau tak, yg hosereel tu need to have a certain pressure so that it can reach the minimum water throw of 6m?? Do you know that fire extiguishers has certain category classes (Class A, B, C)and expiry dates? Do you know we need to provide at least 10m-15m radius between each fire extiguisher? Do you know these extiguishers need to be visually seen at all time?

Korang tau tak, langsir korang gantung kat masjid tu need to be at least a class 1 fire spread material? Bukan mcm kain langsir korang gantung kat umah korang utk hari raya tau!

If the above precautions are being taken into consideration and complied, I don't think the damage would have been that bad. Terbakar memang ler terbakar, tapi tak ler sampai bumbung masjid ranap terus, betol tak??

Other related news: http://www.channelnewsasia.com/cna/cgi-bin/search/search_7days.pl?status=&search=siglap%2520mosque&id=1009796

ps: Bukan salah ibu mengandung, tapi pihak-pihak masjid juga harus dipertanggungjawabkan kerana isu fire safety nie tak seharusnya di ambil sambil lewa. Lives could have been lost!

Di Pinggiran Syawal

Dok terpinggir...macam mintak sedekah! =D

ps: Padahal dah tak terlarat nak makan pon...hurhur

Soul: Koleksi Lagu-Lagu Hari Raya (Sepuloh Tin Sardin)

Kegunaan Kain Sampin

Kain sampin songket

Korang tahu tak kenapa kain sampin tu TERamat ler important during hari raya, utk kaum jejaka?? hehehe...

Tadi petang aku terjumpa si Syed. Kiter pon bobal ler pasal sambutan hari raya masing2 minggu lepas. Si Syed pon bukak story pasal sluar baju melayu dia koyak.

Syed:..aku tengah cangkung layan kan anak sedare aku. Sekali sluar aku koyak kat belakang...malu seyy aku!

Aku: Muahahahaa...!! Koyak??!!

Syed: A'ahh..besar lak tu. Aku rasa banyak sangat makan sampai sluar aku jadi ketat.

Aku: Ko pakai kain sampin tak masa tu??

Syed: Tak..

Aku: Tu ler, kalo time raya mcm nie, ko kena pakai kain sampin. Itulah kegunaan kain sampin time emergency mcm nie!!

Syed: Hahahaha...sibot kao! =D


ps: Selain untuk seragamkan baju raya korang, kain sampin juga bole menutup sluar yg terkoyak, supaya org lain tak nampak dan TERmuntah di hari raya yg penuh syahdu...ewwwww! =D

Soul: Koleksi Lagu-Lagu Hari Raya (Sepuloh Tin Sardin)

Songkok kami ader brooch!

Semalam aku pegi beraya sakan. Dari tampines, ke serangoon, ke toa payoh, ke woodlands, ke jurong. Aku beraya sampai demam-demam... =(

Tengok tuu, songkok kami ader brooch..! =)

ps: Wak! nama anak kao nie saper ek? Irfan ke Johanis??

Soul: Koleksi Lagu-Lagu Hari Raya (Sepuloh Tin Sardin)

Awwww...she sent me this

Our long lost pix together.

*HUGS*

ps: Isn't it cute? and pls don cubit me again... =P

Soul: Koleksi Lagu-Lagu Hari Raya (Sepuloh Tin Sardin)

Hari Kanak-Kanak Ribena

"..berilah kasih sayang Ribena!"

ps: Tu hari kat Q&Q Uda, aku nampak makcik nie beli 10 Ribena botol besar utk Hari Raya! Makcik tu seorang yang sungguh penyayang agaknyer...huhu! =)

Soul: Koleksi Lagu-Lagu Hari Raya (Sepuloh Tin Sardin)