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Aku menulis bukan kerna nama...


Q: Dear mr sardin, how to make a catchy blog? Pls reply. Thank you.

A: Senang jer, turun bawah block, abeh tu gie lari-lari maen catching! hahaha...

Ok seriously back to the question. aku pon tak tahu mcm mana korang classify blog orang tu catchy ke tidak. Nie sumer terletak pada selera pembaca tu sendrik!

Kalo aku minat sardin, tak semestinyer korang pon minat sardin kan?

But aku rela kongsi tips kat korang ahh..

Cari topic or subject tertentu utk dibobal (kupas/elaborate/merepek). selalunya orang suka topic2 terkini yg panas, hot lagi sensasi utk dibaca dan yg ader kena mengena dlm kehidupan mereka.

Pastu beri ler pandangan korang sendiri. Tak semestinya pandangan korang tu musti sama dgn panndangan masyarakat umum.

Jgn takot kalo ko beri pandangan yg salah, pasal dalam kamus idop aku, takde pandangan yg salah. Cuma cara org yg berfikir dan menterjemahkan pandangan kao tu agak berbeza-beza sikit.

Aper yg korang blogkan tu harus ikhlas dan jujur. Kalo suka, katakan suka. Kalo tak suka, cakap tak suka. Senang jer kan? Takyah nak dolak-dalih.

Lagi best kalo korang pandai buat kelakar biler blogging. Rata2 org lebih suka baca blog yg kelakar dari blog kisah duka lara dan nestapa.

Stress siot baca blog mcm tu. Jgn suka baca blog yg sedih2 or blog yg marah2 kerana ianya bole merosak kan akidah kao dlm hidop.

Masa kao buat coretan tu, try to express all your inner feelings. Kalo terperanjat, tulis dgn nada terperanjat. Kalo happy, tulis nada happie, kalo bingit, tulis nada tengah bingit.

So biler orang baca, dia pon dpt menghayati aper perasaan korang ketika itu supaya setiap pengajaran/ilmu/message yg disampaikan itu dpt meninggalkan satu kesan yg abadi.

Tu ajer aku nak share.


ps: Aku menulis bukan kerna nama dan aku bukan pro dlm penulisan blog.


Soul: Bukan Kerna Nama (Ramli Sarip & A.Romzi)

"Malay boys LURRRRRVE baju butterfly"


Ader orang tanyer minahspeak soklan SPM...

Question:
hello eli.. if all malay girls are 'minahs', in darwinspeak naturally they will all evolve into 'makciks' right? will u also evolve to become makcikspeak in future (b4 u hang the mouse)? hehe :P

Answer:
You are absolutely right! To the fact that Minahs will all evolve into Makciks. You know this when they quit wearing g-strings to seduce their Mats and convert to baju butterfly to turn on the Pakciks.

Seriously, that's a tip. Malay boys LURRRRRRVE baju butterfly. And korang satu-satu takmo nak step posh and elegant konon tak suka baju butterfly la eh, it's the most comfortable thing in the world!

Maybe if I ever do Makcikspeak I should release a line of Baju Butterfly. Hmm.

If you're GODDAMN bored and in need of some witty entertainment, click http://www.formspring.me/minahspeak.

Expect the unexpected and quirky answers! =)))

(Kenapa aku suka promote bende yg mepek2 kat sini arr...??)

Aper tu Baju Butterfly??

"korang tahu tak saper pelopor baju butterfly nie? Sebenarnya baju butterfly nie ditiru dari rancangan Wrestling WWF dulu. Korang ingat tak Macho Man Randy Savage?? Ahhh...dia ler yg start dulu pakai baju butterfly!" - Belachan Tumbuk 250209

Macho Man -  Pencetus idea "Baju Butterfly" yg popular sehingga hari nie...
(Dulu, memang ramai makcik2 suka tengok Wrestling WWF. Ramai jugak yg minat kat Macho Man!)



ps: Baru jer tu hari melepak dgn Rizan dan terkenang peristiwa pasal Baju Butterfly time gie KL. Huauahahaha...


Soul: Butterfly (Crazy Town)
 
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