#299: Berpindah minda

Aku akan berpindah! YAY!!

Adehhhh....adehhh...aper lah yg seronoknyer pindah umah nie ek?

Bersepah umah aku dgn kotak2 yg bertenggek kat hall, kat bilik, kat dapor...

Yang leceh sangat2, biler ko dah pack barang2 masok dlm kotak, skali ko nak carik balik sluar dlm lah, nak carik buku bank lah, nak carik CD lah...abes tu kena selongkar balik sumer!....Isshhhhh

Nie skrg tgh pening pasal schedule nak pindah plak. Aku malas betol kalo pindah time2 posa nie. Takot meletih kan sangat derrr...

At least kalo pindah sblm posa, dpt jugak settle down pelan2 kat umah baru, ye tak? At least, time raya dah tak berserak sangat kan. Kalo tamu dtg time raya pon, umah nampak cantik berseri2...ehehehe!

Tapi tu ahh, sedih plak nak tinggalkan umah lama nie. But we need changes in life. Hopefully, good things will come and its always exciting anticipating the future.

Mudah-mudahan dgn keizinan Tuhan, tahun nie aku beraya di rumah baru plak. YAY!!!


ps: Goodbye sweet abode. ='(

Soul: Berpindah minda (Lovehunters)

#298: Written by YOU

Marriage is that relation between man and woman and which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal. Egois.....sikut kiri sikut kanan (...........) bangat..

Pretty confused about some of your statuses. First you tell the whole world how sucky he is, then you tell the whole world how sweet he is, and how much you love him cos of what he did for you today. From the way I see it, you think the relationship is all about you, and how you feel, and how much you've given up for him? C'mon, grow up. Guys have feelings too. We just don't show it very well..................

You're still disappointing. Can you please stop POKING ME!!! KFC should fuck the wing off. Nasi Lemak galore yummeh !! I love everything about Nasi Lemak. I miss you bad....ii love boys & ii love checkin out hot girls ..I WANNA GO HOME!!!!!!

I'd like to product a tv game show similar to Yo Mama called "mak kau peh gemok.." Anak sungai lagikan berubah, inikan pula anak cucu...

Fully charged wif MILA...apron on...get set for BAKING!!! I can smell something burning...head is spinning too many things to handle...ARRRGHHH

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? carrying heavy junks!! ?@.!。:~^”#!! I'm trying not to let sensitivity affects me... Move on & Stay strong!! :)

If you're in LIGHT shoes, constantly being pushed to corners & being victimized by the person you love most, what would you do? hates monthly cramps! Urghhhh.


ps: This happens when you read fB statuses by frens at one go. You'll get hell of a story! :D :D :D

Soul: I Gotta Feeling (Black Eyed Peas)

Cuba Teka??

Gambar aper kah ini?

Ini gambar roti bhai dan kueh dadar (bukan kueh dada!) - Otak jgn kuning, please!

ps: "...pemuda-pemudi sekarang suka menghisap dada (dadah)." - Samy Vellu

Soul: Tik Tok (Ke$ha)

Aku menulis bukan kerna nama...

Q: Dear mr sardin, how to make a catchy blog? Pls reply. Thank you.

A: Senang jer, turun bawah block, abeh tu gie lari-lari maen catching! hahaha...

Ok seriously back to the question. aku pon tak tahu mcm mana korang classify blog orang tu catchy ke tidak. Nie sumer terletak pada selera pembaca tu sendrik!

Kalo aku minat sardin, tak semestinyer korang pon minat sardin kan?

But aku rela kongsi tips kat korang ahh..

Cari topic or subject tertentu utk dibobal (kupas/elaborate/merepek). selalunya orang suka topic2 terkini yg panas, hot lagi sensasi utk dibaca dan yg ader kena mengena dlm kehidupan mereka.

Pastu beri ler pandangan korang sendiri. Tak semestinya pandangan korang tu musti sama dgn panndangan masyarakat umum.

Jgn takot kalo ko beri pandangan yg salah, pasal dalam kamus idop aku, takde pandangan yg salah. Cuma cara org yg berfikir dan menterjemahkan pandangan kao tu agak berbeza-beza sikit.

Aper yg korang blogkan tu harus ikhlas dan jujur. Kalo suka, katakan suka. Kalo tak suka, cakap tak suka. Senang jer kan? Takyah nak dolak-dalih.

Lagi best kalo korang pandai buat kelakar biler blogging. Rata2 org lebih suka baca blog yg kelakar dari blog kisah duka lara dan nestapa.

Stress siot baca blog mcm tu. Jgn suka baca blog yg sedih2 or blog yg marah2 kerana ianya bole merosak kan akidah kao dlm hidop.

Masa kao buat coretan tu, try to express all your inner feelings. Kalo terperanjat, tulis dgn nada terperanjat. Kalo happy, tulis nada happie, kalo bingit, tulis nada tengah bingit.

So biler orang baca, dia pon dpt menghayati aper perasaan korang ketika itu supaya setiap pengajaran/ilmu/message yg disampaikan itu dpt meninggalkan satu kesan yg abadi.

Tu ajer aku nak share.


ps: Aku menulis bukan kerna nama dan aku bukan pro dlm penulisan blog.

Soul: Bukan Kerna Nama (Ramli Sarip & A.Romzi)

Mari Belajar Bahasa Arab...

Tadi Adzam ceritakan anak dia belajar bahasa arab kat skola.

"wahhh..nie mcm ko pon terror cakap arab lah kat umah?" si razak nyampok.

"aper plak terror. dia nyer bahasa arab bukan sebijik-sebijik mcm kiter blajar dulu. kena bobal in proper sentence lerr..." adzam kata.

" ok..ok..aku nak tanyer kao. kalo 'pintu' dlm bahasa arab aper?" tanyer si razak.

"alaahh..tu senang jer..." adzam cakap. "Kalo pintu, dlm bahasa arab is Al-Bab!"

"Wahh...pandainyer kao!" razak puji kepintaran adzam. "abeh kalo kucing?"

"Kucing = Al-Meow"
"Burung = Al-Bird"
"Anjing = Al-Doggie"

Muhahahahahahaa.....


ps: bijak...bijak...kiter minom dulu!!! =P

Soul: Ana Yalli Bahebak (Nancy Agram)

Life Is Art...

I 'cloned' this from Qurniany's tumblr...ehehehe

I so agree, don't you?


ps: I hv been secretly telling myself that Qur has got that Taylor Swift looks! =)

Soul: It's My Life (No Doubt)

Hanya Satu Sindiran...

KALAU DULU CAKAP GITU, KALAU KINI CAKAP GINI ..

KALAU DULU, "EH KAU GI MANA HAH MALAM BARU NAK BALIK"
TAPI KINI, "EH AKU KELUA LA.. SUKA HATI LA KUL BERAPA AKU NAK BALIK.."

KALAU DULU, "EH KAU MERAYAP GI MANER AH DGN JANTAN?"
TAPI KINI, "EH PIKIRAN TAK MO KOLOT LA, NI ZAMAN MODEN LA.."

KALAU DULU, "KALAU KAU TAK BALIK KUL 10, AKU SELAK PINTU"
TAPI KINI, "JGN SELAK PINTU, AKU BALIK LAMBAT.."

KALAU DULU, "TAK HABIS2 KAU KAT DEPAN KOMPUTER MAIN FRIENDSTER EH"
TAPI KINI, "FACEBOOK IS MY LIFE.. KORANG KENAPER?"

KALAU DULU, "AKU TAK SUKA KAU KAWAN DGN DEKTU"
TAPI KINI, "NI KAWAN AKU KAN, KORANG APA HAK?"

KALAU DULU, "AKU TAK SUKA KAU PEGI EAST COAST KE CHANGI KE.."
TAPI KINI, "EH, AMEK ANGIN MALAM KAT LAUT, TAK BOLEH ??"

KALAU DULU, "JANGAN NAK ASIK BELANJA LUAR AJE, MAKAN KAT RUMAH"
TAPI KINI, *aku cakap sendiri ni*, LAAA PULAAAKKK, TAK MASAK LAGI .."

HAIZ, GINI LAH PERIHAL, KALAU DULU CAKAP GITU,
TAPI KINI, CAKAP GINI ..

IBU-IBU, BAPAK-BAPAK, RENUNGKAN ..

Dia atas adalah sebuah karya dari Eza.

Source: http://www.facebook.com/notes/eza-camelia-yunos/-kalau-dulu-cakap-gitu-kalau-kini-cakap-gini-laaa-pulaaakkk-/293070895852

ps: Aku saja nak share ngan korang supaya dapat menjadi renungan utk kiter sumer. Kekadang kiter pon tak perasan yg kiter pon ader membuat kesilapan juga...


 

Soul: Langit Dan Bumi (Search)

Orang dolu-dolu kater...

Tadi aku skype dgn kawan aku. Masa tgh chatting, tetiba dia ngadu tangan dia terasa gatal...

Kawan: ..gatai benor tangan nie.

Aku: Org dolu-dolu kater, kalo tangan gatal, nak dpt duit!! $$

Kawan: Wahhh =D. Abeh kalo kaki gatal??

Aku: ermm..nak teranjang org kot? =P

Kawan: Muka gatal??

Aku: Nak kena teranjang kat muka ahh tuu! Hahaha!


ps: Tolong jgn amik hati. Aku gurau ajer lahhh! =)

Soul: Hati Rindu (R. Azmi)

You Are An Idiot!

10 Signs That You Might Be An Idiot

1. You type ‘there’ when you mean ‘their’.
2. You press the already lit elevator button.
3. You get two pizzas, both half cheese and half pepperoni.
4. You get confused by the Starbucks cup sizes.
5. You think that cats are smart because they are aloof.
6. You are a self-professed vegetarian who eats fish.
7. You have a nervous breakdown when asked to not use the word ‘like’ so often.
8. You send out your resume on cute stationery.
9. You think you are saving money by buying things you don’t need during a sale.
10. You blame all your failures on anyone but yourself.

Source: http://blog.sarcasmsociety.com/life/10-signs-that-you-might-be-an-idiot.html

ps: no worries. everyone has idiot in them.

Soul: Hardknock Life (Jay-Z)

What's Your Say...

Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns

A fren of mine, sent me the above cutting.

Fren: You go read and let me know what's your opinion abt John.

And so I read the article and gave him my honest view.

Me: Well, I think John landed in an odd profession. He would make a good car mechanic, though. =D

Fren: Read the passage again u moron!

Me: What hv u got to say abt John, then?

 Fren: Can't you see that bitch is giving him a hint? She's telling him that she's a MILF, lonely, desperate and looking for a companion. Unless John is a complete idiot, he should be f**king the brains out of her now!!LOL!!

Aku masih tak paham ahhh...korang paham tak? =P

ps: John is a smart ass. He's being diplomatic as not to interfere with marital affairs. Otherwise, it might cause lasting harm. So, he diverted his answers =)

Soul: Tears For Affairs (Camera Obscura)

Cerita Kamar Agung

Malam anda lebih lena dan nyenyak. Pagi anda lebih ceria dan segar.

Aku betol nyer bz giler, sampai nak gie toilet pon takde time.

Setiap kali aku nak terkucil, ku tahan (jebat). Biler TERrasa the 'tingling' feeling kat bawah tu, aku kepit kuat2.

Sehinggakan satu ketika tu, aku dah tak leh handle lagi. Aku rasa muka aku dah tukar jadi kaler biru, menahan titisan air pancutan berirama, dari menyembur keluar...

Aku pon bergegas lari menuju ke 'kamar agung' (toilet) yg terletak nun jauh di luar opis.

Masok ajer aku ke dalam ruang tertutup, yg sekangkang kera lebarnya, aku terus menghempas pintu dibelakang.

GEDEBANG!!!!

Bergegar seluruh kamar agung. Mujur tiada sesiapa di situ.

Terasa air mula pasang. Geletar seluruh tubuh ini. Seperti air didalam saluran paip, yg sedang deras menuju ke penghujung rindu....

Aku berdiri dan berpaling ke arah target, yg merupakan sebuah mangkuk ceramic putih.

Mulot mangkuk terngangah luas seolah-olah telah lama menanti hajat ku.

Aku menggelabah menahan gelora dijiwa. Tangan ku terketar-ketar mencapai zip sluar.

Bagai gunung berapi hendak memuntahkan lahar...tetiba...zip sluar aku stuck!!?? alamak.

...

Kalo korang jadi aku, apa agaknya korang akan buat?

a) Tahan jer kencing (besok pon bole kencing per)


b) Rentap ajer zip sluar tu sampai pecah


c) Kencing ajer dalam sluar


d) Berserah pada takdir...


SMS jawapan pilihan anda ke 1900-SAYA-NAK-TERKENCING.

Pemenang akan mendapat 2 pack lampin utk orang dewasa, yang ditaja oleh Dr.P


ps: Malam anda lebih lena dan nyenyak. Pagi anda lebih ceria dan segar.

Soul: Feel The Rush (Shaggy)

Mintak Ampun Ajer Lerr...

Aku teringat darah aku tengah UP that time...Gambar nie aku petik masa tengah driving otw to Port Dickson dari Alor Gajah, tempoh hari.

Ko bayangkan ler kalo kena membontot blakang tractor dan lori muatan, sepanjang 15km jauh nyer??

Perrghhhhh....punyer ler slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww gilerrrr!! Aku rasa pemandu lesen 'L' pon tak bawak keter slow giler mcm nie...

Tahap kelajuan terlampao slow, sampai aku sempat melepaskan tangan dari steering wheel, pastu aku gie selongkar pouch kecik cari hp, pastu on camera mode, pastu adjust view finder, pastu snap gambar 3 kali, dalam satu gerakan yg sungguh sopan lagi lemah gemalai (slow motion lerr).

Lain kali kalo gie Port Dickson suroh aku ikot jalan kampong lagi...

Alalalalalala~~~ mintak ampun ajer lerr... =P


ps: Aku passby warong fofular yg jual chendol RM2 kat Negeri Sembilan. Lain kali aku nak singgah makan kat sana ahh...

Soul: Darlin' It Ain't Easy (Zee Avi)

Baywatch

harr...nengok brader tu!

 Begitu ler cara nyer kalo kita nak pakai pelampong di atas kepala.

Musti ader gaya, mutu dan keunggulan! hahaha...

ps: ...dan aku masih dalam tahap kepenatan lagi nie...

Soul: Hawaii Five-O TV Theme

From Tiara With Love...

Tiara Beach Resort, Port Dickson

ps: Aku tgh sibok unpack luggage. Kepenatan aku tahap cipan. Kasi aku rest dulu from blogging.

When 'Take Care' is an overated statement

Aku selalu dgr orang cakap "k, take care!". Ntah haper ntah nak di 'take care' kan pon aku tak tau ahh...

Mcm lah orang tu tak tahu nak jaga diri sendiri sampai ko nak kasi reminder for them to take care of themselves. =)

Kawan aku kater, tu cuma expression of concern jer, showing that u care for them. (Makkooo...definasi dia aku tak bole angzz sia!)

Tapi ader kah itu benar??

Mari kiter kupas maksudnya dgn lebih lanjut apabila frasa 'take care' itu digunakan utk ayat-ayat yg berlainan.

Ayat selamat jalan...
"...ok lah, aku nak jalan dulu nie. Aper-per picit tau. Take care."

Ayat merajuk...
"...aku malas ahh nak bobal dgn ko lagi. Take care suahh.."

Ayat ancaman...
"...ko jangan nak kuang ajar, brader. Lu baik take care!"

Ayat menggatal...
"...U sakit? U jgn lupa makan obat tau pasal i betol care for u. Take care k."

Jadi, aku rasa the meaning of  'take care' tu dah macam2.

Tak semestinyer expression of concern ajer. Tapi dah jadi mcm jargon (meaningless talk) or nonsensical phrase in order to create an ending in a sentence structure.

Tapi, ader sorang kawan aku tu tak suka dgr aku cakap 'take care' kat dia. Dia piss sangat sampai nak humban pc luar tingkap! ahahaha...

"Lagi skali aku dgr kao cakap 'take care', aku dtg HQ aku buang desktop ko!"

Muahahahahaa...tu ayat org tengah ngamok!

Dah lah tuu, sabar brader. Bawak bertendang, k. Perkara nie tak guna kiter buat bertekak. Mengabes kan air liur jek...yg penting, kiter sama2 take care diri sendiri, k.

Take care tau...teeehehee~~


ps: Kekadang orang bole misinterprete the actual meaning. Yg berkata maksud lain, yg mendengar terasa lain macam..haha! Paham tak?? Huhu...k take care! =)

Soul: Take Care (A Change Of  Pace)

Muka aku ader tulis Yellow Pages ke?

Tengahari semalam, aku rasa lapar. Aku pon turun bawah gie beli nasi lemak...

Masa aku jalan bawah block, skali aku ternampak sorang atok nie. Dari jauh dia dah tersengeh-sengeh kat aku. Aku pon senyum balik ahh..

Atok: Assalamualaikummmm...(dia angkat tangan.)

Aku: Wa'alaikumsalammm...(aku pon angkat tangan. Cheyy...mcm dah kenal lama gitu...wahahaha!)

Atok: Tompang tanyer sikit ye..kenal tak Wahab bin Tokijan?

Aku: Argh? Wahab Tokijan???

(Eh, muka aku nie ader chop Yellow Pages keper?? Saper sak tu Wahab Tokijan?)

Atok: Pakcik nak pegi jemputan kawin. Nama bapak pengantin dia, Wahab Bin Tokijan. Anak kenal tak??

Aku: Ohhh..maaf pakcik. Saya tak kenal Wahab Tokijan. Ermm...pakcik tahu nombor block dia tak?

Atok: Pakcik lupa ler nombor blok dia.

Aku: Alaa...susah lah mcm tu pakcik. Tapi kat sini takde org buat kejer kahwin lah. Pakcik try semberang kat sana tuu. Block kat depan tu mungkin ader org buat kejer kahwin.

Atok: Ahh..takpe ler, nak. Nanti pakcik pelan-pelan carik lah.

Alaa...kesian lak aku tgk pakcik tu.

Moral of the story: Lain kali kalo gie umah org kahwin, jgn lupa bawak kad jemputan tau...



ps: Mak aku dulu suka simpan buku Yellow Pages banyak2. Dia kater buku tu bagus. Bole alas batu lesung buat tumbuk belacan! =)

Soul: Russian Roulette (Rihanna)

Life Is...

ps: Ah la la la la la life is wonderful.....

Orchard Road packo mcm org gie Haji!

Orchard Promenade

Semalam aku jalan Orchard Road. Makkoo...packo siot! Orang punya ler ramai. Mcm nak gie tawaf!

Rizan kater, "Jgn turun Orchard dari sekarang sampai Christmas nanti. Dia org nie, Christmas pon celebrate jugak! Mcm paham...."

ps: Aku tak suka tempat yg ramai orang. Bole mati lemas!

It's been a while...

Aku bukak msn, terus pop-up message nie...


Yep. it's been a while. Infact, it's been a while I chatted with anyone, actually. I'm too occupied and life has been very bz lately.

Hope everyone is doing good. =)


ps: Thanks for remembering me everyone. God bless you.

Soul: Hello There (Louisa Mark)

*Split*

The news was rather shocking!

I can see him smile. But his heart is bleeding.

It may not be what you ever wanted. But I hope it's the best for them.

I just feel sorry...

ps: I am very, very sorry for you... ='(

Soul: Wasted Sunsets (Deep Purple)