#298: Written by YOU

Marriage is that relation between man and woman and which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal. Egois.....sikut kiri sikut kanan (...........) bangat..

Pretty confused about some of your statuses. First you tell the whole world how sucky he is, then you tell the whole world how sweet he is, and how much you love him cos of what he did for you today. From the way I see it, you think the relationship is all about you, and how you feel, and how much you've given up for him? C'mon, grow up. Guys have feelings too. We just don't show it very well..................

You're still disappointing. Can you please stop POKING ME!!! KFC should fuck the wing off. Nasi Lemak galore yummeh !! I love everything about Nasi Lemak. I miss you bad....ii love boys & ii love checkin out hot girls ..I WANNA GO HOME!!!!!!

I'd like to product a tv game show similar to Yo Mama called "mak kau peh gemok.." Anak sungai lagikan berubah, inikan pula anak cucu...

Fully charged wif MILA...apron on...get set for BAKING!!! I can smell something burning...head is spinning too many things to handle...ARRRGHHH

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? carrying heavy junks!! ?@.!。:~^”#!! I'm trying not to let sensitivity affects me... Move on & Stay strong!! :)

If you're in LIGHT shoes, constantly being pushed to corners & being victimized by the person you love most, what would you do? hates monthly cramps! Urghhhh.


ps: This happens when you read fB statuses by frens at one go. You'll get hell of a story! :D :D :D

Soul: I Gotta Feeling (Black Eyed Peas)

One...Two...

...LOMPAT KATAK!!!

ps: Lompat si katak lompat. Lompat lah tinggi-tinggi....

Soul: When You Believe (Mariah Carey & Whitney Houston)

It's melalak time!

When old school friends get together...

Somebody call 911...
Shauty fire burning on the dance floor...
Wohh ohh..

Aku & friends gie karaoke smlm. Kiter nyanyi & nyanyi sampai tak ingat dunia..

Dahsyat ahh korang! I can't bring myself singing 'Fire Burning'. But the guys did! =)

Thank you for the great time. So its bowling session next?

ps: Nasib baik korang tak suroh aku joget MJ! hahaha..

Soul: Fire Burning (Sean Kingston)

My name is JJ. Jantan Joget.

Aku planning nak ajak gie karaoke lagi nih. So, aku tanyer ler si Ros and Nita nak buat birthday celebration utk kawan kiter tuu..

Aku: Since we all are going for karaoke, u guys want to do a small birthday celebration? We buy a small cake, blow candles and sing birthday song for him ahh..

Nita: eheemmm...abih aku???

Aku: ok ahh...beli dua kek ahh! bole nyanyi lagu birthday 2 kali! =)

Ros: ok Zue... get 1 cake n ask for 2 knives... wahahaha...

Aku: Tak kisah lah aper cake. Janji dpt amik gambar dia orang tiup lilin. ermm..saper ader camera, pls bawak k. Camera aku rosak ahh..

Nita: alahhhh....terharunye aku...tk kisah la satu cupcake aku & Daing sama2 tiup lilin asalkan JOGETAN MJ TETAP ADA!!!!! Tak sabar!! Tak sabar!!...hehehe...

Ros: ok.. i will bring my toy - the D5000... heheheh ;)

Aku: Fuwahhh...D5000?? tu zoom dia bole nampak jerawat aku ahh! Ehehehe...joget MJ ek?...hehe mentel ek korang! =D

Nita: haha...Zue,,aku nak Rose zoom time ko joget MJ...hahaha...

Aku: ZOOM katne tuu???....eeeiiiiii

Ros: ak ah sey... make sure i grab the rite toy...wahahaha...alar Zue...bukan slalu dpt tengok u joget per... *lol*

Nita: ckp2..buat aku boring pulak...tolong fast forward kan 19/2...lama nye nak tunggu (:

Aku: ehhhh......tak sabar nak tiup lilin ke?? huahrhuarhuar...

Nita: ishkkk...tak sabar tgk org joget...*bluekkk*


ps: ahhh yelahh....dalam baik aku plak yg kena sabo... =(

Soul: Billie Jean (Michael Jackson)

Phonic session

"getgetgetmumumumumpapapapa..paparazzi!"

Last Friday, ader orang nyanyi lagu Lady Gaga. Tapi kiter nyanyi mcm orang kena gagap jer. Abeh yg lagi satu tu, nyanyi lagu hindostan...yeehey...yeehey...

Malam tu, aku culture shock! Aper dah jadi dgn kawan2 aku nie sumer? =)

Tapi, aper yg penting kiter sumer joget!! Yeeehoooo...



ps: cepat upload video Rizan joget! aku nak tag dia kat facebook!

Soul: Paparazzi (Lady Gaga)

Errr...you add me?

10 stoopid reasons on how to elak from accepting people u don like on facebook (without hurting them deliberately)

1. err u add me? im always accessing by my iphone and its too small to be showing the friend requests part..

2. err u add me? tat day i dah click and accept. u mean u send again??

3. err u add me? but u barely talked or sms-ed me so i didnt dare to accept cos im not sure whther we are frens

4. err u add me? i'm too busy looking at other accounts that i dont have time to look at my own. tat's why i didnt see ur fren request lah

5. err u add me? i didn't see ur name. i'm suddenly blinded by all the requests sent. i need eye therapy!

6. err u add me? i cant see all who requests to be my friends! my LCD suddnely turns dark.

7. err u add me? my 'accept friend' button is misssing! sorry can't add u at the moment

8. err u add me? oh i saw ur request but wen i click add friend, they prompt me tat ive already exceeded the number of contacts allowed in fb

9. err u add me? but i don't know you. who are You again?

10. err u add me? sorry i dont think im Good enuf to be ur friend ! ur just so Good to look at, i might stain ur wall...


ps: kalo mcm nie, might as well u don need to have an account at all!

Soul: Friend Or Foe (T.A.T.U)

ZzzzzZZzzzzz** - 2:03!!!

Adeehhh....ngantok siolzzzz!!

Nie ahh gara2 chatting sampai kol 5 pagi tadi. Terkulat-kulat siak mata nie...

Anw, I can't promise for the meet up today ahh. Sebenarnya aku nie seorang yg amat pemalu lagi bersopan-santun...teeehehehehee.

Actually, aku balik kejer lambat ahh and timing korang buat tu betol2 tak match dgn jadual kejer aku. Tapi....kalo aku 'tersinggah', nanti aku nudge kat table korang ahh..okeyyzz

"..Thank you Bambang, Arshanti, Fir, Zielashiela, Orniyuri, 1900...(err...ader lagi tak nama tetinggal?) for the invitation..."

ps: It was fun chatting with u guys. Korang mmg ader tokoh jadi pelawak lerr!! Keeheheheee.. =)

Soul : Hoedown Throwdown (Hannah Montana)

WTF!!!

What is happening to SOME of my friends sia????!

Aper dah jadi dgn dia orang nie har?? Dah kena mandrem kaper??

Can't YOU see THEY are just taking advantage of YOU, my friends?

I'm totally disappointed! They are just too weak to say NO to the opposite gender.

Blom terantok lagikk tuu....!

Well, life has to move on....

I regret. Really, really feel sad for YOU =(



ps: Betol Bob Marley cakap. No Women, No Cry....and lesser headaches!

Soul: No Women, No Cry (Bob Marley)

Get out intruders!

Do you sometimes feel that your privacy has been intruded?

I do.

I don't like it.

So, stop asking abt who my frens are and don't dream trying to get close to them. It's with them, I seek refuge and I have the right to protect them against YOU!

I have never bothered about YOUR private matters nor YOUR frens. So please, respect my privacy.

Stop invading my private life. Go get a life YOURself.



ps: I hate when he asked, "Hey, who are ur frens? can i know ur frens too..." - You want to sell insurance to them is it?? Nabeiii...!

Soul: Intruder (Primus)