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Ghost sighting at Juara Lagu ke-24.



Alalalalala....smlm kawan aku email aku citer nih.

Korang tu hari tengok Anugerah Juarah Lagu kat TV3 tak? Ader beberapa orang nampak hantu momok 'LIVE' kat situ ahh....ishh!

Nah aku selit kan email tersebut...

Huhuh. Takutnya kita orang tengok gambar kat atas tue. Korang perasan ke tak? Katanya benda tue muncul masa persembahan Aizad lagu Kau Aku. Mula-mulanya ramai yang spekulasi tue adalah penari FT. Maklumlah penari dia kan ada yang terbang-terbang. Tapi takkan la terbang sampai ke situ kan?

Ini ialah apa yang dikatakan oleh klubbkidd (orang yang amik gambar nie):-
Time ni masa Aizat wat show Kau Aku. Ada benda atas scaffolding kat atas pentas. Ada ‘orang’ yang berbalut serba putih. Terkejut gak.. tapi kita bayangkan penari Faizal yang wat show pastuh… yang sorang itam sorang pakai putih tuh….yang terbang2. Masaalahnya… satu… ‘orang’ tu tetiba lambai2 kat arah kita.. pastuh menghilang terus! Secondly dia tak pakai baju ketat dancer terbang… dan kain longgar2 cam terbukak sikit flapping gituh, tak cam baju dancer.

Seram gile nie beb!! Ada makhluk lain pun nak berhibur time AJL 24. Takutnya ~~~ Buat mereka yang berani, ada gambar close up selepas nie. Kalau lemah semangat sila jangan tengok yek.




Sedikit penerangan dari Klubkidd.

1. Insiden ni disaksikan lima orang in total dalam kumpulan kengkawan aku. Aku sempat snappy dua pic je, memula ingat nak blog wat lawak, sebab kami semua sangkakan penari Faizal, sebab kejadian ketika lagu Aku Kau oleh Aizat. Aku cuma sedar ‘kepelikan’ bila pas dua kali snap blur tuh – kali ketiga aku tengok nak amik da hilang.

2. Memang ‘entiti’ itu bergerak, seperti orang tapi pergerakan dia minimal, tapi seolah cubaan lambaian sambil melihat ke arah audience dibawah.

3. Aku da bertanyakan orang kuat production TV3 dan setelah gambar dikaji, memang sesuatu yang pelik sebab

a. Bahagian beam dia dok tuh, terlalu jauh dari tempat bebudak penari Faizal yang pakai harness gayut.

b. Tidak kelihatan kelibat pon orang lain – dan tak mungkin dancer unsupervised alone.

c. Tempat itu terlalu jauh kedepan, memandangkan dia da keluar zon pentas, dan tidak ada staff production yang akan ke sana sebab tak ada kena mengena atau fungsi. On top of that – orang production akan pakai warna hitam sahaja.

d. Memang juga disahkan itu bukan pakaian penari Faizal.


Oooohhh...padan ler Aizat menang BEST PERFORMANCE for lagu Kau Aku mlm tuu. Rupanyer ader extra dancer berjoget kat atas tuuu...huhu!


Kalo korang nak baca comments pasal citer nie, click below:
http://www.klubbkidd.com/2010/01/kisah-paranormal-di-ajl.html


Eeeiiii...takot tak??


ps: Jangan biarkan hidop anda diselubungi misteriiiiiiiiiiiii................kehkehkehhkehh



Soul: Haunted (Evanescence)

Babi punya pasal...



Kalo kat Malaysia, kaum muslim skali lagi kena target sebagai extremist setelah terjadinya beberapa insident serangan keatas gereja2 di sana.

Kat Spore nie lain yg terjadi plak. Kaum muslim pon kena target jugak. Tapi bukan pasal bakar gereja. Tapi pasal patung mainan Doraemon! tsk....tskk...tskk..

Kisah nyer mcm nie. Ader satu restaurant makanan segera, yg diiktiraf halal, menjual koleksi patung2 mainan Doraemon.

Patung2 Doraemon yg comel-comel tu, mempunyai mcm2 karakter binatang mengikot 12 zodiac kalender cina. (Sempena nak sambut tahun baru cina ler)

Setiap tahun, kalender cina ader 12 jenis binatang. Kerbau, Tikus, Harimau, Naga...bla..bla..blaa..

So, patung mainan Doraemon tu pon ader 12 jenis karakter binatang jugak mengikot zodiac kalender cina tuu..(tengok gambar kat atas tuu!)

Tapi cuma karakter satu binatang ajer yg takde...binatang BABI tu lerr..

So, ader ler sorang pelanggan tu datang nak membeli kesemua 12 koleksi patung Doraemon. Cuma patung Doraemon chap BABI ajer takde. Dia pon hairan ler, kenapa chap BABI takde. Bukan kah BABI tu binatang paling favourite oleh kaum cina.

So, pekerja di restaurant tu pon explain lah kepadanya bahawa restaurant tu 'peka keatas sensitivity' pelanggan2 muslim disini, lalu tidak menjual patung berkenaan.

Takot nanti, kalo ader patung BABI kat restaurant tu, orang2 muslim takot nak datang dan makan kat situ lagi...(Lame siakk!)

So pelanggan tu pon bingit ahh pasal tak dapat beli, lalu tulis complain kat sotkabar.

Nah baca ceritanya kat sini: http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking+News/Singapore/Story/STIStory_475296.html

Terus terang aku kater, restaurant tu betolnyer overreact siak!

Kalo kiter pikir secara rasional, restaurant tu ingat org muslim nie sumer bodoh ke tak tahu nak bezakan makanan dgn patung mainan??

Kiter makan burger and french fries lahh..bukan makan patung BABI! Bodoh siakk...

You see, dia orang nie sengaja kan nak cari pasal dgn orang muslim kat sini kan? Sengaja nak melabel kan orang muslim nie kaum paling bodoh dan melaga-laga kan kiter.

Kalo korang nak jual, jual lah patung tuu. Jgn lah na cari alasan punca nyer nie sumer pasal org2 yg beragama Islam.

Tak pasal2 org muslim plak jadi scapegoat! Terok orang muslim kat sini kena kutok. Padahal kiter takde kena mengena pon?!

Orang2 muslim tak bodoh mcm tu skali okeyy. Kalo kiter rasa mainan tu tak sesuai, kiter tak akan beli lah. Kiter bole beli mainan lain per. . Kiter tak makan patung mainan okeyy...

Dia orang mememg sengaja lah nak cari pasal dan memburuk2 imej kaum muslim kat Spore nie.

Nie lagi satu nih! Dia orang ingat kelakar keper??





ps: beef = babi halal keper??

Soul: Losing My Religion (R.E.M)

Korang pakai coli kaler aper?


'Leopardz Printz' BOOMZ!

Semenjak dua menjak nie, korang perasan tak kat profile fB kenalan2 pompan korang ader TERtulis kaler BLUE, PINK, RED, BROWN, BLACK...etc..etc..

Aku curious ahh, apasal mereka setakat tulis nama warna ajer tanpa memberi erti yg sebenar.

So, aku pon google kat internet. Dlm masa kurang dari 1 minit, aku dah dapat answer nyer. Baru ler aku paham maksud warna-warna yg diletak kan kat profile fB mrerka tuu..



Ohhh..dia orang tgh advertise kaler coli (bra) yg dia org tgh pakai rupanyer...ahhhh!

so, sekarang aku tahu ler korang pakai coli kaler aper ek! hahaha...tak senonoh siak korang nie. Baju dlm korang pon korang nak advertise masok dlm facebook kasi tahu satu dunia!

Click: http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2010/01/bra_color_facebook_breast_canc.html

"Hahaha... Tau tak per!! Anyway its for awareness as u aware b4...remember??", Kris beritahu aku.

Tapi, ader bnyk cara lain kan to spread the breast cancer awareness message.

Yess..barah payu dara memanglah sesuatu yg serious dan pencegahan adalah jalan yg terbaik. Tapi, kenapa musti bilang orang aper kaler coli yg korang pakai setiap hari. Tu kan dah invade privacy korang dan mencabul kehormatan korang sendiri! Lu orang tak pikir ke..??

Cuba kalo korang jalan2 kat luar, pastu aku tepok korang nyer belakang, then aku tanyer korang pakai coli kaler aper hari nie? Silap korang musti terajang aku kan..kan...kan.??.

OR, korang jalan kat luar pastu, korang jerit-jerit kaler coli yg korang pakai pada semua orang yg lalu lalang kat situ, just for the sake of spreading the awareness message. Buat malu makbapak korang kan?

Sama jugak mcm korang shout out kat dlm facebook gitu...

Worse still, kalo kat facebook, profile muka korang plak tercongok sebelah message tu...and worse yet, yg ikot buat mcm tu sumer are makcik2 & minah2 muslim yg pakai tudung! muahahahah!!!

Bodoh siak korang nie. Menjatuh kan maruah sendiri depan orang ramai ajer. =P

Lain kali, kalo nak buat something tuu, pikir lah dulu kesan nyer. Jgn jadi pak turut jer. Org kafir yg takde adat budaya buat, korang pon ikot nak buat jugak tanpa memikirkan buruk padah nyer...


ps: Hari nie aku tak pakai coli langsung! so, kaler aper aku nak tarok ek?? hahahah...jgn marah k! take care...



Soul: Picture To Burn (Taylor Swift)

Anugerah Juara Lagu ke-24



Syabas kepada pencipta Pete Teo / Amran Omar kerana lagu Pergi telah dinobatkan menjadi juara untuk Anugerah Juara Lagu ke-24 yg telah disampaikan oleh Aizat

Naib Juara pula dimenangi lagu Dan Sebenarnya (Yuna)

Ditempat ketiga dimenangi lagu Bercinta (Faizal Tahir)

Vocal terbaik dimenangi oleh Black (Aku Rindu Sayang Kamu)

Persembahan terbaik pula telah dimenangi oleh Aizat (Kau Aku)


Pergi - Aizat

Pergi

Sayu terpisah
hikayat indah kini hanya tinggal sejarah
berhembus angin rindu
begitu nyamannya terhidu wangian kasihmu

hujan lebat mencurah kini
bagaikan tiada henti
kaulah laguku kau irama terindah
tak lagi kudengari

kau pergi.. pergi..
sepi tanpa kata
terdiam dan kaku tak daya kau kulupa
apa pun kata mereka
biarkan kenangan berbunga di ranting usia

hujan lebat mencurah kini
bagaikan tiada henti
kaulah laguku kau irama terindah
tak lagi kudengari

kau pergi.. pergi..

hujan lebat mencurah kini
bagaikan tiada henti
kaulah laguku kau irama terindah
tak lagi kudengari

kau pergi.. pergi..
kau pergi.. pergi..
kau pergi.. pergi..



ps: Amy Search tetiba ader rambot!!! peeewiiittt....wa caya sama lu!!


Soul: Pergi (Aizat)

The Malay Phenomenon



Do you know the recent Singapore Idol contest has brought 1 good thing about the malays?

The common social stigmas that have always linked the malay race are, they are lazy, stoopid, laid back, nuisance, problem-makers, has no self-pride, nothing better to do except breeding and making babies.

The above, are untrue.

Click here: http://www.sha.tc/malays-melayu/smelly-stupid-malays

When Singapore produced '3 Malay Idols' consecutively in the last 3 seasons, I soon began to realise other races are making remarks and begin to feel uncomfortable, fear and inferior about what can this small group of malay community can create.

This is not about Sezairi nor Sylvia. Its about a 'certain' ethnic group bashing the malays for being racists when it comes to voting.

Unlike the other first two idol winners, I felt sorry when Sezairi won the crown with much critisicm than Taufik or Hady.

There was no short of musical talent in him, but he was much hated and virtually abused, simply because he's a malay!!

When Tabby was ousted from clinching a place in the final, public started to rally remarks about racism and defaming the 14% malay population in singapore, had 'apparently' voted for that malay boy.

And why so much fuss malays being KINGS of Idols?

Just read those hatred messages, wall posts, on the fanpages, the media, the blogs. The malays were being accused for supporting their own skin colour and not about talents. Being a malay myself, I felt that statement was outrages.

Click here: http://cyberita.asia1.com.sg/mrencana/story/0,6879,153943,00.html

Well, like the chinese and other races, there are as many malays whom are also fan and loyal supporters of Sylvia (including me).

Go to Sylvia fanpage. http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/pages/Sylvia-Ratonel/151030292233?ref=ts

Infact, the malays have never instill such hatred remarks whichever ethnic race or gender that reaches the final.

The malays are always supporting for the best talents, and never because of their own creed nor the colours of their skins.

Jaclyn Victor & Daniel Lee Chieh Hun, are the champions for 1st & 2nd Malaysian Idols seasons respectively, in a country largely dominated by malays. But both are not malays. But the malays voted for them because of their talents. So, malays are not racist afterall!

But why must racial slur be the reason this time round?

Reading thru the comments posted on twitters, facebook pages and forums, I concluded that the non-malays in Singapore have striked a common bond among themselves. They finally proclaim the malays, have shown their potential to outwit & outlast other races by staying united.

Malays, in general, is a community that embrace togetherness, tolerance, teamwork and close bonding. Unlike others, malays STILL practise social respect among our eldests and still know what common courtesy is.

These seeds have been planted within our social & cultural roots from generations to generations. Now they have to envy us for that.

I'm disappointed that Sylvia has not won. But Sezairi has brough the malays to another level that demand respect and dignity from the community.

MALAYS ARE UNITED. =)

ps: I purposely did not write this post in malay, because i want others to read and understand their own shortcomings.



Soul: Touched By An Angel (Sezairi Sezali)

What's Your Say...


Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns

A fren of mine, sent me the above cutting.

Fren: You go read and let me know what's your opinion abt John.

And so I read the article and gave him my honest view.

Me: Well, I think John landed in an odd profession. He would make a good car mechanic, though. =D

Fren: Read the passage again u moron!

Me: What hv u got to say abt John, then?

 Fren: Can't you see that bitch is giving him a hint? She's telling him that she's a MILF, lonely, desperate and looking for a companion. Unless John is a complete idiot, he should be f**king the brains out of her now!!LOL!!

Aku masih tak paham ahhh...korang paham tak? =P

ps: John is a smart ass. He's being diplomatic as not to interfere with marital affairs. Otherwise, it might cause lasting harm. So, he diverted his answers =)

Soul: Tears For Affairs (Camera Obscura)

Cerita Kamar Agung


Malam anda lebih lena dan nyenyak. Pagi anda lebih ceria dan segar.

Aku betol nyer bz giler, sampai nak gie toilet pon takde time.

Setiap kali aku nak terkucil, ku tahan (jebat). Biler TERrasa the 'tingling' feeling kat bawah tu, aku kepit kuat2.

Sehinggakan satu ketika tu, aku dah tak leh handle lagi. Aku rasa muka aku dah tukar jadi kaler biru, menahan titisan air pancutan berirama, dari menyembur keluar...

Aku pon bergegas lari menuju ke 'kamar agung' (toilet) yg terletak nun jauh di luar opis.

Masok ajer aku ke dalam ruang tertutup, yg sekangkang kera lebarnya, aku terus menghempas pintu dibelakang.

GEDEBANG!!!!

Bergegar seluruh kamar agung. Mujur tiada sesiapa di situ.

Terasa air mula pasang. Geletar seluruh tubuh ini. Seperti air didalam saluran paip, yg sedang deras menuju ke penghujung rindu....

Aku berdiri dan berpaling ke arah target, yg merupakan sebuah mangkuk ceramic putih.

Mulot mangkuk terngangah luas seolah-olah telah lama menanti hajat ku.

Aku menggelabah menahan gelora dijiwa. Tangan ku terketar-ketar mencapai zip sluar.

Bagai gunung berapi hendak memuntahkan lahar...tetiba...zip sluar aku stuck!!?? alamak.

...

Kalo korang jadi aku, apa agaknya korang akan buat?

a) Tahan jer kencing (besok pon bole kencing per)


b) Rentap ajer zip sluar tu sampai pecah


c) Kencing ajer dalam sluar


d) Berserah pada takdir...


SMS jawapan pilihan anda ke 1900-SAYA-NAK-TERKENCING.

Pemenang akan mendapat 2 pack lampin utk orang dewasa, yang ditaja oleh Dr.P


ps: Malam anda lebih lena dan nyenyak. Pagi anda lebih ceria dan segar.


Soul: Feel The Rush (Shaggy)

Life's too short...



Pagi tu aku sampai opis, aku bukak ler email dulu. Mana ler tahu ader citer lawak yg aku bole share ngan korang ke haper ke...teeehehehee~

Skali aku terbaca email si Rizan derr...

Tukilan dari email dia:

"Smalam aku ader game bola kat springfield sec, lawan ngan budak cina, campur ah, melayu ader, keling pon ader.

Abis game dalam kol 7, nk dekat magrib, aku da sampei kat kreta, skali aku terpandang budak cina ni, tetiba rebah.

Kita pon muskil, wat telah happened, rupanyer budak ni kena FIT, (sawan) mula2, member aku tolak badanyer ke sideways,

So that his lungs can open up. Pas2, dia check pulse, makin weak. Member aku buat CPR & mouth to mouth, tetiba takde heart beat ahh..

Budak ni mati depan mata aku siak. tk sempat masuk ambulan, DEAD. Aku mcm tergamam gitu…

Oh btw, budak ni umur dlm mid 30s… cian, last aku dgr dari kawan dia “bob breath in, breath out, u goin to meet yur daughter rite… pls wake up”

Moral of the story, life too short. Jgn nk enjoy jer. Ingat life after dead. Lagi 1, kalu tk bole tu, jangan paksa. Ader jer rebah trus GONE!!

Saper nk gi jawab!! Korang jawab sendiri ahhh ok!!"


Alamakkkk...betol ler kater org tua2 kiter. Kalo dah tiba ajal, kat mana2 pon bole mati!


ps: Apabila maut datang menjemput, ianya tidak akan cepat sesaat dan tidak akan lambat sesaat...


Soul: What's This Life For? (Creed)

Sneak Peek 2010



Welcome to the 1st work week of the year =)

For the past few months, I have been flipping thru papers, books, magazines, websites and all kind of resources, simply trying to replete and understand what's the current economy is like.

Positive outlook has well been projected for every sector. But, there might still be minor glitches ahead. Slowly, yet surely, all have been improving in the last quarter of 2009.

Although, the economy has shown vital signs of recovering, but things are not getting cheaper anytime sooner. The oil price continues to escalate after fluctuating in the last few months, but not as menancing as in 2008. While the United States is on the verge trying to better manage their debts, Japan has only came out from recession just recently.

As the world is on par mending its economy, businesses and banks are still trying to revive, restructure the old and unfashionable way of doing business. There will still be job losses and unemployments, which are something that can never be avoided.

In 2007, just before the crisis struck, I wrote these statements below:

"Personally, I shall not indulge into making major financial commitments at the moment. I believe, the next 2 years (2008-2009) will be a testing time. If we could survive after 2009, then I'll make another prediction" - mohdzuraini.blog.co.uk

Looking back at what happened in 2008-2009, most of the things I have sized up truly has occured. Although, things are now improving slowly, but it will not rebound to the state when it was once before.

I met a business friend from India recently. I may not be a seasonal economist, but we've been talking about the world market and how the economy is riding. Interestingly, what he foresee, the world would be facing another distress sooner this year.

Due to global warming and harsh weather outlooks, many rice producing nation will be greatly affected.

India, the world largest crops producer will stop exporting rice into the world market. Being the largest nation in rice exports, India's absence in the world market will affect the rice consuming nations significantly.

Looking at the rising price of raw sugar now, rice will come under scrutiny when there is low in supply and higher in demand. Thus, a price hike for this comodity is inevitable.

Let's be cautious for the next 3 months. Give a little breathing space for the economy, before we can splurge heavily on something that we ought to save for the future.

Happy New Year and best wishes to all. =)



ps: I was too sick to blog for the last few days.


Soul: Time For Miracles (Adam Lambert)

Dopuloh-Sepuloh



Sepuloh Tin Sardin
wishes everyone
A Happy New Year 2010!


ps: A New Year with New Hopes...
 
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