Eh, Lu Rock Kaper??

Ok..ok...malam nanti jangan lupa tengok drama pasal sekumpulan minah-minah ROCK kat Suria channel!

Aper jalan ceritanya, aku tak tahu ahh. Tapi aku rasa ianya mengisahkan sekumpulan minah-minah rock dalam satu rock band...agaknye ler tuu...

Sipnopsis:

Projek Cerpen 2
Ep 8-Impian Gadis

Zee, a tomboy, is a 21-year old undergraduate whose usual getup comprises of her tattered jeans and sneakers. Music has been her utmost passion and it runs in the blood. Zahid, her father, was a member of Z'Vintage, a less glorified band in the 70s. During its heydays, Z'Vintage managed to garner its own small pool of fans. That was when Zahid met Salha, a groupie of Z'Vintage, who was also Zee's mother. Zahid did not accomplish in becoming a successful musician. This made Salha believe that the entertainment industry can promise no stability.

Lokasi pengambaran drama tersebut telah dirakamkan di Attic Jamming Studio, pada akhir tahun lepas.

Drama itu telah di arahkan oleh brudder rock kiter, Rafa'at Hamzah.

So, kepada sumer yg suka rock dan minat dgn minah-minah rock, jgn lupa saksikan episod ke-8 Project Cerpen 2 pada malam ini, waktu 9.30pm di Suria!


ps: Aku nak tengok Eza ader belakon tak...Lalalalalaaaa~~*

Soul: Akan Ku Tunggu (Candy)

Phonic session

"getgetgetmumumumumpapapapa..paparazzi!"

Last Friday, ader orang nyanyi lagu Lady Gaga. Tapi kiter nyanyi mcm orang kena gagap jer. Abeh yg lagi satu tu, nyanyi lagu hindostan...yeehey...yeehey...

Malam tu, aku culture shock! Aper dah jadi dgn kawan2 aku nie sumer? =)

Tapi, aper yg penting kiter sumer joget!! Yeeehoooo...



ps: cepat upload video Rizan joget! aku nak tag dia kat facebook!

Soul: Paparazzi (Lady Gaga)

Orang dolu-dolu kater...

Tadi aku skype dgn kawan aku. Masa tgh chatting, tetiba dia ngadu tangan dia terasa gatal...

Kawan: ..gatai benor tangan nie.

Aku: Org dolu-dolu kater, kalo tangan gatal, nak dpt duit!! $$

Kawan: Wahhh =D. Abeh kalo kaki gatal??

Aku: ermm..nak teranjang org kot? =P

Kawan: Muka gatal??

Aku: Nak kena teranjang kat muka ahh tuu! Hahaha!


ps: Tolong jgn amik hati. Aku gurau ajer lahhh! =)

Soul: Hati Rindu (R. Azmi)

Lima-puloh sen

50 Cent

Hehehe...meh aku share citer lawak nie...

Kejadian sebenar terjadi di kedai CD, rite here in SG. Served by not a Malay ok, mind u.

Customer: Hi, do u have 50 Cent rapper?

Retail person: *smiling* no, we dun sell wrapper. u can try the bookstores upstairs. i think they sell it for a dollar.

Customer: Ouh ok.

dua-dua tongong!

HAHAHA!!


ps: hehehe...Aku curik citer nie dari facebook Eza! http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/notes/eza-camelia-yunos/-pls-know-ur-product-well-like-duh-/295886695852

Soul: Touch Me (50 Cent)

You Are An Idiot!

10 Signs That You Might Be An Idiot

1. You type ‘there’ when you mean ‘their’.
2. You press the already lit elevator button.
3. You get two pizzas, both half cheese and half pepperoni.
4. You get confused by the Starbucks cup sizes.
5. You think that cats are smart because they are aloof.
6. You are a self-professed vegetarian who eats fish.
7. You have a nervous breakdown when asked to not use the word ‘like’ so often.
8. You send out your resume on cute stationery.
9. You think you are saving money by buying things you don’t need during a sale.
10. You blame all your failures on anyone but yourself.

Source: http://blog.sarcasmsociety.com/life/10-signs-that-you-might-be-an-idiot.html

ps: no worries. everyone has idiot in them.

Soul: Hardknock Life (Jay-Z)

Joe Jambul...

Joe Jambul - eh, mcm muka aku ke nih??

Tu hari ader seseorang yg aku baru kenal kat Twitter nie tanyer aku, kalo aku sudi dilukis oleh dia.

Aper yg akan dilakukan ialah, dia akan mengambarkan wajah aku secara 'batin' (spiritual) dan dari situ juga, dia bole menerangkan ciri-ciri peribadi diri aku serba sedikit.

So, dia mintak ler nama aku dan birth date aku. Pastu dia mintak email aku, supaya dia dapat hantar drawing apabila siap. So, for the fun of it, aku kasi ler kat dia....

4 hari kemudian dia bilang aku, lukisan muka aku dah siap. Dia tweet aku to check my email box.

Hi Zue,

Thank you for your trust. You were my 4th Twitter Drawing of The Day. To me it really was a pleasure to draw you, for when I draw I feel =)

What I felt was this: You are a strong personality, knowing what you want and going there without real inner doubts. You like to be seen by others and they do, for your inner light shines throughout your body and it attracts people.

You have leadership qualities inside and people around you look up at you. You are a great example for weak people, looking at you and the way you live your life, will make them stronger. Your inner being has a great happiness inside, I really had to laugh when I was drawing you, for your inner being wanted me to draw your hair perfect, loves jewelry and it wanted to look great!

I will upload your drawing with your Twitter name to my website (no costs, just want to have beautiful inner beings thereJ) If you don’t want to have your drawing there, let me know and I’ll cancel it, no problem! If you ever intend to upload your drawing as a Twitter Image, let me know, for I’ve just created a new Twitter list @EzihAlive/Spiritual-Drawings only for uploaded Spiritual Drawings of Twitters and it would be great to have you as a member.

Zue, I really hope you like the drawing, it is FREE. If your heart feels like it, you are welcome to make a donation at my PayPal account ezih@live.nl , but don’t feel obliged, because although I like money ;-), drawing YOU, was already a great pleasure to me. Thanks!

Zue, thank you for your trust, know that you are always Welcome to order more Spiritual Drawings (of yourself, your friends, pets, neighbors, clients, employers, employees, colleagues or family :).

Thanks!

Ezih

Lepakss sakk tengok muka aku! Rambut ader jambul seyyy! Muaaahhaahahahaa... =D

Dia pon ader sent aku link : http://www.lulu.com/content/image/spiritual-drawing-of-twitter-zuerainey/8195621#reviewSection


ps: Sebenarnya, aku tak amik port pon.. Aper yg menarik ialah, cara dia menggunakan twitter as the marketing tool to reach out to the world.

Soul: The Seed (Sounds of Isha)

Alalalalalalaaaa~~~*

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=554901504

Psstt...

Alalalalalaaa....aku dapat tahu ader orang minat dgn blog series aku. Aku sungguh happieee skali ahhh! =D

Aku senyummmmm memanjang ajerrrr...sampai aku TERlupa plak nak gosok gigi time mandi pagi tadi...

Terimaksih ler banyak2 kepada semua yang meminati dan sudi menjengok blog-blog aku nih.

Semoga uols terhibur dgn aper juga cerita2 yg aku tulis kat sini. If it makes you happy, then I'll be happy too! =)

ps: Eza, glad to make you smile at times when you need it most. Hope things will turn out better for you anytime soon. Love, care & respect.

Soul: If It Makes You Happy (Sheryl Crow)

Emotional Disturbance

WARNING: Berikut adalah gambar-gambar yang boleh membuat anda mendapat tekanan mental dan gangguan emosi.

Spider-Bike (Go Fuck Spider)

Harley-Bike (depan ader bakol lagi sak!)

Light-Rider (Jalan mlm confirm tak kena langgar..)

Super 75 kayoh (kat handle-bar ader pasang GPS lagik!)

Selepas ini, diharap tiada saper yang akan menjadi korban jalan raya...

Gambar2 exclusive ini telah 'disedut' dari facebook group ini:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Anti-Matreps-Floating-Caps/131280171920?ref=ts

Ok lah...ok lah...cut the crap! Actually, aku nak nak tunjuk korang website nie: Crazy and unusual bicycle designs.

ps: Agak-agak korang, saper nyer design yang lebih CRAZY?

Soul: Emotion Sickness (Silverchair)

Saper sak dekni..??

Tiba-tiba ader orang sms aku tadi...

"Hi, how are you? Why so quiet nowadays?"

Huh?? Aku tgk text message yg tercatat di handphone aku.

Eh, saper sak dekni? Aku ader ler terpikir-pikir. Nombor tak familiar langsung...

Hmmm...nak tanyer nama dia ke tidak eh?

Aku tak tahu sama ader aku nak berterus-terang ke tidak yg aku nie sebenarnya tak kenal saper kah orang yang hantar aku smsm nie! Aku dalam delima...

Tapikan, kalo aku tanyer nama dia, nanti dia rasa tersinggung plak. Nanti dia ingat aku nie dah sombong. Dah lupa kawan. Dah lupa daratan. Kecik hati dia nanti...

So, walopon aku tak tahu saper sms aku nie, aku terpaksa jaga hati dia. Kerana sesungguhnya aku seorang pengguna sms yg beretika....cheyy..cheyy

Tapi saper sey yg sms aku ?? Aku tanya berkali-kali dalam hati aku macam rekod rosak.

Nak reply ke tak nak? Kalo takde tujuan tertentu, aku memang semalas-malas umat nak layan random sms nie sumer. Ntah salah nombor ke, stalker ke, gay boy ke, ex-gf ke...ishh...aku betol2 takde clue sakk....

Aku diam kan diri ajer. 2 minit lepas tu dia sms lagi...

"Kalo u tak bz, nanti reply balik ah."

Ishhh...makin stress sakk aku. So, aku buat strategy ler. Aku pon reply secara random dan selamber...

Konon-konon aku buat step mcm paham ahh. Aku main hentam jawab jer aper dia tanya. Mungkin aper dia tanya nanti bole kasi aku hint saper kah manusia yg sms aku nie..ehehe.

Jangkaan aku benar. Semasa dia reply balik, dia ader sebut benda-benda dan nama2 yg aku familar. So, dari situ, aku dpt narrow down saper kah gerangan dia itu...

Sampai ler ke satu tahap, aku jadi yakin dan berani kan diri utk sebut nama dia.

Ternyata, aku tak salah orang. Beliau lah seorang kawan karib yg pernah main band sama2 dgn aku dulu. Memang dah lama aku lost contact dgn dia....

ps: Lain kali kalo nak sms orang yg dah lama tak contact OR kalo korang dah tukar nombor talipon, pls leave ur name at the end of the message.

Soul: Siapakah Gerangan (Sanisah Huri)

Miss Condom 2010!

Ris Low gives up crown to sell condoms!

Ris Low was crowned Miss Singapore World 2009 on 31 July, 2009. She stepped down on 29 September, 2009.

In addition to winning the crown, Low was also named the following:

1. Miss Community Ambassadress 2009,
2. Miss Lumiere Ambassadress 2009,
3. Miss Best Dressed 2009,
4. Miss Dazzling Eyes 2009,
5. Miss Photogenic 2009,
6. Miss Crowning Glory 2009,
7. Miss Best in Catwalk 2009,

now...

8. Miss Condom 2010!

Read more:  http://www.temasekreview.com/tag/ris-low-promoting-espire-condoms/


ps: I want to suggest a tag line : Espire Condom: Ris(k) Low, High Desire. =P

Soul: Miss Singapore 2009 - Miss Ris Low