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Lembu Pakai Skirt...


Eh! Korang pernah dengar istilah, "Lembu pakai skirt..." ??

Example:
"Si dektu, jangan cakap makcik tua ajer, lembu pakai skirt pon dia cakap jamboo! Dasar jantan dahi chap nonok!"

Aku terbaca article nie kat kawan aku nyer Facebook...

Ader sorang lelaki nie, nampak sekor lembu betina. Abeh tu, dia stim. Dia tak dapat tahan nafsu dia, lalu dia pon gie mantat dgn lembu tu. Pastu plak, dia kena kawen dgn lembu tuu...ishh!

Teenager Passes Out Marrying Cow He Had Sex With

"A Balinese teenager caught in the act of intercourse with a cow passed out on Friday when he was forced to marry the animal in a ceremony witnessed by hundreds of curious onlookers.

In his defence, Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments." - www.thejakartaglobe.com

Source: http://www.thejakartaglobe.com/static/national/380095.html

Kesian kan lembu tu kena kawen paksa... :(


ps:  Ader sorang lelaki nie plak, gie mantat dgn sekor ayam betina sampai ayam tu mati. Kesian sak ayam tu mati pasal puki dia koyak! Eh, nie citer betol tau. Sick siaa...!


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