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Cerita Tiga Ekor Monyet Lagi...


Di dalam sebuah hutan rimba, dibelantara amazon, ader 3 ekor monyet sedang dok berbincang di atas pokok...

Monyet 1: lu org tenok gaji2 menteri....dorang mkn sampai 7 keturunan mcm sumpah mahsuri pun takkan habis siakz

Monyet 2: Tadi pagi aku beli teh kat kedai kopi.. dah naik lagi seposen.. wtf man….

Monyet 1: teh naik 10...petrol naik 3 sen...current naik bersen sen...gaji jer tak naik......dorang ingat kasi duit gst $200 boleh tahan lama ke apa?

Monyet 3: Tahun nie lagi terus takde duit GST….huhu. Aku nak jual jubo ahh…

Monyet 1: last election dorang menang 66.6%. dgn duit GST tak kasi....mah bok tan nyer fumble pasal hdb....tu datuk ckp prc lagi rajin dari sgrean.....GIC rugi investment 3.6 billion....

aku rasa hard fight ni kali nyer election...

Monyet 2: Yes kita tipu gomen isi minyak kat jb, masuk jail.. gomen tipu kita pasal gst, diaorg dapat naik gaji..where the logic man..

They mucked up the economy and blame everything and everyone but themselves
Published by Singapore Election.
  • Singapore President's Basic Salary raised to S$3,187,100 (24.9% increase), Singapore's current President, Nathan, was a member of the dreaded Japanese Kampeti (uniform, sword and all) during the Japanese occupation of Singapore.
  • Singapore Prime Minister's Basic Salary raised to S$3,091,200 (25.5% increase). This is US$2.04 million, or about five times more than U.S. President George W. Bush, who currently takes home US$400,000
  • Senior Minister – S$3,043,300 (13.5% increase) or US$2.01 million.
  • Minister Mentor – S$3,043,300 (13.5% increase) or US$2.01 million
  • Deputy Prime Minister – S$2,452,500 (18.8% increase) US$1.62 million.
  • Minister and Senior Perm Sec – S$1,593,500 (32.5% increase) or US$1.06 million
  • Entry Superscale Grade – S$384,000 (3.3% increase)
  • Member of Parliament – S$216,300 (23.2% increase)
  • Average Singaporean: US$26,000 (S$43,104 or S$3,592 per mo) Source: Singapore Ministry of Manpower
  • The poorest 10% in Singapore earn S$3,600, or S$300 a month.
  • Welfare payments to the needy S$290 a month.
Quote:

A senior White House official on Tuesday, April 10, 2007 admitted he was floored by the news that Singapore's prime minister earned five times more than US President George W. Bush.

"I'm going to emigrate and run for office in Singapore," the official said on condition he be identified only as "a senior administration official who sits in disbelief after reading that story."

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ps: Next GE, korang tahu mana nak pangkah ahhh... =)

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