It's freaky, man!!!

"She flexed, man! You know when she flexes, it becomes tighter!!" si mat saleh nie bobal dgn kawan dia betol2 depan meja aku.

Razak yg ketika itu sedang menunjukan iPhone terbaru nyer kat aku, tetiba tergamam. Kiter tak tercakap pon. Aku pandang si Razak sambil terkebil-kebil.

"Urgghh...It's beyond description. It's freaky man...it's FREAKY!" sambung mat saleh tu sambil menunjukan isyarat tangan betapa 'besar' nyer 'object' itu...

"ehehehe...ko paham aper dia cakap??" aku tanyer si Razak dgn spontan.

Otak kuning kami mula bercelaru cuba membayangkan aksi-aksi lucah yg telah digambarkan oleh mat saleh tuu...

"Teh tarik satu, kurang kan gula, ya." tetiba kami terdengar kata-kata itu dari mulot mat saleh yg sama tadi yg memesan order kat bhai sarbat tuu.

Lagi ler kami tercenggang! Bijik mata Razak terbeliak!

"Sudah makan?" Bhai sarbat pula bertanya dia.

"Udah, bang. Saya udah makan." mat saleh tu jawab balik siot!

Fuhhhh...terror siot si mat saleh tu bobal melayu!

"Agak-agak dia dgr tak tadi aper kiter cakap??" Aku tanyer balik si Razak.

"Tu ahh kao. Bobal kuat sangat.Aku rasa dia paham ahh aper kiter cakap tadi." si Razak templak aku balik...huhu

Bhai sarbat tu pon menghulur teh tarik yg dipesan oleh mat saleh tadi.

"Selamat malam ya, Bang Haji." mat saleh tu berkata sambil berlalu pergi membawa teh tarik tapao dia.

"Kita tak bole kutok mat saleh cakap melayu. Dia orang paham ahh. Lain kali kena kutok mereka pakai bahasa boyan!" Razak memberi amaran.

hmmm...betol lah. Nie bukan pertama kali aku dengar mat saleh bobal melayu. Yg aku kagum, bahasa melayu dia lebih melayu dari kita orang melayu sendiri!

IT'S FREEAKY, MAN!


ps: Baru aku sedar, betapa pentingnya dialect rumpun yg kiter ader. Sepatutnya kiter berbangga dgn identiti kiter. *Aduh gheghena jeriak paraben*

Soul: La A Obe (Kassim Selamat & The Swallows)

Is sharing caring? Don't be fooled...

Never disclose part of your private life! (Someone told me so.)

I've seen many have been disclosing too much about their private life, be it about their families, personal photos, who they are dating with or personal things which sometimes should not be disclosed at anytime.

Actually, tak ader saper nak amik tahu pon. BUT, you may not know that things may take a drastic turn and backfires you.

Especially kat social network websites. It's the most dangerous place to store all your photos and other confidential matters. Don't these people know how to safeguard their privacy?

"..Eiii, knp gmbr ko tu limited sangat? Knp ko tak pernah share gambr2 family ko, sedare ko, scandal lama ko, kat internet?.." ader ler sorang kawan aku tanyer kat aku dulu..

Isshhh...ingat aku nie slenger sangat ke nak tayang private life aku kat net? C'mmon lah bro, jgn lah naive sangat pasal social website nie sumer. These tools are for FUN only, okeyy. Jgn amik serious dan terlalu obsessed tentang benda-benda nie. There are more important things in life we shud focus on.

Kalo kiter nak timbang baik-buruk, aku rasa banyak benda yg tak baik yg bole terjadi kat social websites, mcm facebook nie. Aku menghormati kalo ader kekawan aku yg tak nak share facebok account dia ke atau other social network sites. So we ought to respect their privacy.

Ader sesetengah org tu, ghairah sangat biler bukak facebook account. Sumer dia nak longgok kat dalam. Sumer hal family, private matters pon dia share with the whole world. Ape dia buat dgn laki dia lah, dia gadoh dgn scandal dia lahh, hari nie dia pakai sluar dlm kaler aper lahh...etc..etc...Eh, korang tak malu ke ah?

Aku kasi satu example nie:

Dia nie tarok gambar anak bini dia kat facebook. Dia bilang anak dia skolah katne, nama anak dia saper, nama bini dia saper...bla...bla..bla..

Satu hari tu, si mamat hacker nie dah hacked sumer dia nyer personal info kat dlm facebook. So, since dia dah kenal muka budak tu, dia pon pegi ler skola budak tu and colek anak dia. Pastu tu tepon mak budak tu cakap mintak ransom.

"Kasi saya $2000.00 ajer...takyah GST okey!!! Kalo tak, anak awak tak akan saya kembalikan!" si penculik tu gertak mak budak tu...Bini dia pon blurr kodok, pasal tak tahu aper citer sak!

Skrg nak salahkan saper??

BAPAK dia ler yg salah! Gie disclosed ko nyer anak bini kat facebook, watpe? Kan dah menyusah kan orang kampong!

So, the above senario is only a mere example. Kat negeri org putih mmg dah terjadi ahh. Kat sini blom lagi nampak nyer...

"Alaaa...aku cuma open facebook tu kat close friends and relatives jer. Org luar yg aku tak kenal, aku tak accept as friends. So, my privacy is still secured." cheyy..kawan aku mendabik dada kononyer takde org bole ceroboh account dia ahh tuu..kehehehe..!

Eh, ko lagi bodoh kaper??

Korang silap ok...nothing is secured kat cyberspace. Ramai account kawan aku dah kena hacked.

2 days ago, Mirza's account kena hacked. Smlm, si Mazni (cuzzin aku) nyer account lak kena hacked. Modus operandi for both accounts hacked were the same.

They logged into Facebook, penetrate user's account and disguised themselves as the account owner. Sambil tu, sedut ler aper2 info yg patut (gambar, email account, hp no.) yg kat dalam account tu. Pastu korang nyer inbox, chat history pon dia bole baca ahh. Mcm2 lah rahsia korang terbongkar....huhu.

Benda nie dah terjadi dan aku dah nampak dgn mata kepala aku sendiri mcm mana dia org buat....so pepandai ler korang jaga social website korang. Jgn cakap aku tak bilang....*hint*hint*

Sebelom korang gatal tangan nak longgok benda-benda yg tak patut kat dlm, gie baca site nie: 10 tips you should not share on social networks.

Anw, senyum sukmo!

ps: Tu pasal aku selalu kena buat spring cleaning....pasal account aku pernah kena godam! (Godamit!)

Soul: Sing A Song (Earth, Wind & Fire)

OoOOoohh..I know wat you're doing!

First, I heard the clicking sounds...

I heard the sound feedbacks piercing...

I was asked to speak louder...

You're trying very hard to make me talk...

Then I realised something is wrong..

You're actually trying to record my voice...


ps: That's not fair...bcos I don't sound beautiful.

Soul: Beautiful (Late Night Alumni)

Dam Berlondeh (Dumb Blonde)

She's blonde AND she's dumb...

...but she's CUTE!

ps: If you're blonde and dumb, make sure you're CUTE! =)

Read The Lyrics

You'll Never Walk Alone

When you walk
Through a storm
Hold your head, up high
And don't be afraid, of the dark
'Coz at the end of the storm
Is a golden sky
And the sweet silver song
Of the lark

Walk on, through the wind
Walk on, through the rain
Though your dreams be tossed
And blown

Walk on, walk on
With hope, in your heart
And you'll never walk alone
You'll never walk alone

Alone

Walk on, walk on
With hope in your hearts
You'll never walk, alone


ps: Liverpool 2 - Manchester United 0 =)

Soul: You'll Never Walk Alone (Gerry And The Pacemakers)

Cewek Livy

Time half time tadi, aku pon skodeng ler twitter. Sekali aku terbaca 2 cewek Liverpool nyer conversations...

hmmm...kalo bobal pasal bola tu, takyah ler masok chapter pasal mandi-mandi...ishhh!!!


ps: kalo pompan tu, pompan jugak lerr..

The Anfield Saga Continues..

Tonite's the nite. Anfield will once again be host to the DEVILS!

I will have mixed feeling if Liverpool should win tonite. Why?? B'cos the chances Rafa to be ousted is slim. Why?? B'cos i hate that spaniard Barney.

Rafa has never been my favourite since Howling Houllier. For sure, he was at his peak last season, but he has been pushing his luck too much and we know that he couldn't do much for this season. Hence, it is the best time for him to leave Anfield.

IF Liverpool is going to lose, then it'll be a straight defeat in the last 5 games. That will be the worst record ever made in history.

Rafa has been the worst manager, by far. He has failed to lift up the spirits among the players. He has been too dependent on Gerrrard-Torres. He has wasted the talents of Owen and Alonso. His strategy failed too many times and Liverpool has been depending on their lucks to win games. To me, it has been the worst management I've seen in years!

Comparing Arsenal's, Wenger has been very careful with his tactics. Arsenal is a stealth. Swift and silent. I'll be disappointed if Arsenal is to lose the Championship title this season.

As for Man United? - They are clowns in Power Rangers suit! =D

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ps: Will be glued infront of TV later tonite!

Soul : You'll Never Walk Alone (Jordin Sparks)

F.A.D. (Facebook Addiction Disorder)

Spidey share aku email about ppl getting hooked and addicted to Facebook.

Ahh...betol tuu. Infact, aku memang dah bilang sumer kekawan aku nie that fB memang addictive. Kalo dah bukak fB, satu kejer haram pon tak leh abes... =)

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MANILA - Facebook users beware. Psychologists are now probing a new kind of addiction called Facebook Addiction Disorder (FAD).

Psychologist Dr. Michael Fenichel, who has published numerous writings on FAD online, describes it as a situation in which Facebook usage "overtakes" daily activities like waking up, getting dressed, using the telephone, or checking e-mail.

"The amazing thing is that, like cellphones, nobody seems to notice the vast amount of time and energy - at work, at home, and now while on the move - people are devoting to Facebook. It has become a given," Fenichel writes in an online post titled "Facebook Addiction Disorder- A New Challenge?"

FAD could be classified under the more broad "internet addiction disorder" or internet overuse.

Academic papers have already posed theories on internet addiction and social networking addiction, and even less, cellphone addiction.

"Like most activities, moderation and integration are key. Those that may seriously label and treat FAD as a behavioral addiction will clearly need to use context in determining if a behavior has become demonstrably harmful to overall social, work, or face-to-face interpersonal efficacy," Fenichel added.

You are a Facebook addict if...

According to Joanna Lipari, a clinical psychologist at the University of California, Los Angeles who was interviewed for a CNN report, here are some signs that you are addicted to Facebook:

1. You lose sleep over Facebook. When using Facebook becomes a compulsion and you spend entire nights logged on to the site, causing you to become tired the next day.

2. You spend more than an hour a day on Facebook. Lipari said it is difficult to define how much is too much when it comes to Facebook usage, but that an average person need only spend half an hour on the site.

3. You become obsessed with old loves or exes you reconnect with on Facebook.

4. You ignore work in favor of Facebook. This means you do not do your job in order to sneak time on Facebook.

5. The thought of getting off Facebook leaves you in cold sweat. If you try going a day without Facebook and it causes you stress and anxiety, this means you need help.
According to the same report by Elizabeth Cohen, Senior CNN Medical Correspondent, Facebook addiction is not yet an actual medical diagnosis.

However, the report notes that several therapists in the United States have noticed a rise in the number of clients who get hooked on social networking, to the point of social dysfunction.

Facebook fun

Facebook, launched by the world's youngest billionaire Mark Zuckerberg, has over 300 million users worldwide, half of whom log on to the site every day.

Further, about 2 billion photos and 14 million videos are uploaded on various Facebook pages a month and about 6 billion minutes are spent on Facebook a day, worldwide.

According to Willis Wee, founder of the social media and marketing blog Penn-Olson.com, this is twice as much time that people spend on Google.

The global social networking website allows users to post and share content (like photos, links, videos, and notes), play casual games and applications, and interact with friends and family through messaging and chat. abs-cbnNEWS.com. With reports from CNN.com.

source : http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/lifestyle/10/20/09/are-you-facebook-addict

Facebook Addicts Song - By Isk & Hosni

ps: So are you a facebook addict? I'm only addicted to sardines! =)

Soul: Facebook Addicts Song (Isk & Hosni)

Liverpool bole relax main beach ball!

Aku online kat facebook tadi. Then terbaca kawan aku nyer fB ader comment pasal Liverpool kalah 0-1 dengan Slumberland.

"...lupa nak bilang lu ji...jersey liverfool lu buang dah ji...lu org next season benitez ckp main beach ball...LOL!"

Pepek Rina: "I was watching the beach ball"

Memang mcm siak! Nasib mcm kentang kena lenyek buat begedil! Kalah pasal beach ball kaler RED tuu...

Tapi kan, aku memang tak suka Rafa ler. Dia yg patut kena buang dari dulu. He's too long with the team. Tactics dia pon sumer org dah bole baca.

Dia memang TAK BAGUS! Tu pon ader ramai yg kasi muka sama dia. CHET!


ps: Aku malas nak predict game dgn Man Utd nanti. Tapi yg penting, aku akan tgk tu match LIVE!

Soul : Beach Balls (Billy Talent)

A Walk Down Memory Lane...

The last few days were extremely buzy. Never did enjoy my weekend..and I tot Monday was PH! LOL! - Crap!

In a midst of doing some personal project with a friend. It's voluntarily of course and it's going to be 'A School Project'...thou we have left the school long time =)

Barely, 6 months ago, Shahrul called for a meet up. We went out for a drink when he proposed his ideas of creating an exclusive video of our defunct school which is no more in existance.

"I'm trying to revive back those nostalgic memories we had during those years...", he showed me a basic 3-D virtual walk-thru model of our school he had created.

It was awesome! I've never tot to be able to walk into the same bulding again, but virtually!

Immediately, I agreed to it. I'm just excited to be involved in such a cause and we shared ideas to bring this childhood fantasy into a reality.

So, we met again last week. He showed the rough cut of the video. The virtual walk-thru was brilliantly done. It's the next closest thing we could asked for.

Then came my part for the final post production. This is where my ideas will come to play. I need to single out old cut-out photographs collated. Insert into the video of the very same spot, so that all those nostalgic moments can be reminisced and relived once again.

Here's an example:

The walk-thru virtual animation will come to a scene. A photograph showing the exact same spot, will ghostly fade in, to tell a nostalgic story.

Frame 1

Frame 2


Frame 3


Frame 4

The most tedious tasks of all, each seconds of the scenes have to be precised.

It took me 3 hours to syncronise a 5 second scene, so that the storyboard goes swiftly, uncut.

But it pays. Am truely satisfied.

Still not sure what audio background to use to enhance the mood. But I will try to come out with something melancholy, I'm sure! ;)

So, be ready everyone. This school will be the first to be re-born again virtually on facebook.

WE ARE THE FIRST IN THE WORLD!