Kisah 3 ekor monyet

Tengahari. Mata ngantuk. Perot lapar. Tetiba si Rizan bukak topic mepek kat email....

Rizan: Korang tk gi minom ke?

Adzam: Tampar ngan bople monkey baru tahu…

Rizan: Ishh.. tk baik marah2…. Pahala kena potong tawwwwww….Sabar tu separuh dari imannnn..!! hehehhhe

Aku: Mata ku ngantuk, perot ku lapar, bibir ku pula tagihkan ciuman mu…

Rizan: Err… ko nk aku ke atau si azam cium bibir ko tu?

Aku: Bukan korang lahh….aku nak rokok!!!!

Adzam: Ala gi ler isap…

Aku: Aku tak bawak rokok…abes nak isap aper? Isap tetek???

Adzam: Tu soalan boleh Tanya sendiri jawap sendiri

Aku: Ehh..korang tak balik siang kaper hari nie.. Gie ler balik…berbuka bersama org2 yg tersayang kat umah tuuu….

Adzam: Abih ko tak balik kepe?? Sayang ko kat sini kepe??

Aku: Kalo bole aku nak balik skrg juga..Dah ngantuk giler nie….

Adzam: Balik lah.. aku jalan bazzar woodlands semalam.. fuyoo packo.. daging bersepah..

Aku: Daging dengdeng kaperrrrr……….???? Hahaha!!!

Rizan: Haahhaaha!! Daging terbuka ke or daging minah kening??

Adzam: Daging babats pun banyak

Rizan: Smalam aku gi geylang dlm kol 4 lebih…. Aku nk bli kentang ball tu skali tutop plak….Bis aku notis, gerai2 yg jual makanan tu jual sama dari 5 thn yg lalu… kalu tk burger, roti john..Dorang ni tarak idea lain keper?

Aku: Ahhh…biasa ahh..kalo jual benda baru, nanti org takot nak beli…Pasal yg dtg pon old customer jugak…

Adzam: Tuh ah.. sekali kala jual ayam ke, itik ke, anak dara ke..

Rizan: Err.. anak dara tu no komen ehh…

Adzam: Oklah, kita jual keropok tengek amacam?!

Rizan: Ahh.. tapi yg tukar jual kita kasi pompuan jual ah… mesti laku nyer…. Kasi dendeng dorang terlebih sikit.. heheh

Adzam: Ak ah betul tuh. aku semalam gi gerai yak dengdeng je! Attraction!

Aku: Ooohhh…ek?? Best ekk dendeng dia???

Adzam: Aku posa so tak rasa!


ps: Kepada penduduk-penduduk sekitar Woodlands, Bazaar Ramadan Woodlands ader gerai menjual daging dendeng yg best skali...!!! Check it out!

Do all beautiful women must come from VeneZUEla?

Last year's Miss Universe came from VeneZUEla and so does this year.

Stefania Fernandez was crowned the new Miss Universe

Overall, VeneZUEla has produced 6 Miss Universe over the years and the highest so far.

Related news : http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/afp_world/view/1000473/1/.html


ps: I want to travel to VeneZUEla. I'm sure it's a beautiful country too.

Tembakao Cina

Orang tanyer aku, mcm mana posa aku boleh tahan tak isap rokok ek?

Sebenarnya, rasa mcm biasa ajer. Kalo hari biasa, aku cuma isap rokok waktu minom kopi atau lepas makan ajer. Dlm satu sehari tu, cuma 5 batang jer aku isap.

So aku nie bukan ler heavy smoker sangat. Kalo time bulan posa tu, as long takde air atau makanan singgah ke molot aku, the craving for the nicotine stick tu taklah terasa sangat.

Tapi kalo aku dok melepak dgn members minom kopi ke haper ke...hmm...satu kotak tu anytime aku bole habis kan lerr..

So orang pernah tanyer aku biler nak berhenti rokok. Of course ler, niat tu memang ader, tapi biarlah aku berhenti secara bertahap2. Takot body system aku nie tak dpt terima kalo aku berhenti secara mendadak. Nanti mcm2 penyakit timbul.

Dulu kawan aku ader story kat aku pasal sorang kawan tu nak berhenti rokok. Tapi, badan dia tu tak dpt terima detoxification. Tetiba jer dia jatuh sakit.

Dia jumpa doctor. Doktor nasihatkan supaya jgn berheti mendadak. Bahaya utk kesihatan dia.

5 tahun dulu aku pernah berhenti.Lama jugak aku stop rokok. Aku rasa 2 tahun lama nyer aku tak jamah rokok. Tetapi, aku yg gatal balik nak isap rokok. So aku sambung balik ler tabiat tu..

Dari pengalaman aku, berhenti rokok nie tak yah ler nak jumpa doctor mintak prescription ler, pegi rehabilitation ler, pegi mandi bunga ler ntah hape hape lagi ahh.

Yang penting will-power tu nak kuat. Insya-Allah, bole stop rokok anytime.

Percaya lah cakap aku. Ramai aku tengok kawan2 aku dah buat gitu.

So biler aku nak berhenti rokok eh?? hmmm....*thinking*

Malam Pertama...

Heeheee...sorry ek. Title kat atas sounds controversial sikit..muahahahahaha!!

So amacam first day korang posa ek? Sumer ok-ok?? Pengsan2 tak? Ader yg masok ICU tak? ekekekeee..

Dalam seumur hidup aku, blom pernah aku dgr orang yg berposa masok ICU. Yg terlebih makan masok ICU tu ader lah..hahaha!

Anw, timakasih utk semua ucapan salam Ramadan aku terima kat email dan facebook. Wahhh...begitu semangat sekali korang menyambut bulan posa tahun nie ek. Jgn semangat '5 minit' suahhh....

Pukol brapa ahh korang bangun sahur tadi?? Aku mula sahur kol 430 pagi ahh. Kira hari nie semangat seyy bangun. Sekali kejut jer terus aku loncat dari katil mcm spring!

First skali aku cari acah buah kat esbok. Perrghhh...tu kira mcm appetizer ahh pagi2 buta tuu. Yg lain, aku cuma makan nasi, lauk ayam, sayur..bla..blaa..

Hari nie tahap badan aku kira stable ahh. Walopon kekurangan nicotine dan caffine, jentera tubuh masih berfungsi dgn elok. Cuma kekadang tu craving dia dtg secara tetiba jek rasa mcm tak bole handle siaaa!

Tadi buka posa biasa jek. Nasi lauk-pauk dan kuih muih sikit. Alamak! kurma dlm esbok dah nak abes. Aku melantak sambil tgk tv tadi! ishhh...

Ok ahh..aku nak gie terawih nie. Nanti kiter sambong borak lagi ya!


ps: Jgn lupa pasang niat posa sebelom tido tau...and aku dpt tahu ader orang tak posa hari nie! haha! eeeeiii.....tak malu!

Soul : (Ader glitched sikit kat playlist. Harap maaf.)

Anak bulan tidak kelihatan...

Tadi, aku dok tgk berita kat TV sambil makan Satay...

Anak bulan tidak kelihatan, tetapi kalenda dah tulis esok (Sabtu) akan start posa di Singapura.

http://theramadanblog.blogspot.com/2009/08/ramadan-begins-in-singapore-on-august.html

Actually, aku tak kisah posa. Tapi, Hari Raya bole mintak postpone tak??...heh!

Preparing for Ramadan >> Read

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"Do'a malaikat Jibril menjelang Ramadhan " "Ya Allah tolong abaikan puasa umat Muhammad, apabila sebelum memasuki bulan Ramadhan dia tidak melakukan hal-hal yang berikut:

* Tidak memohon maaf terlebih dahulu kepada kedua orang tuanya (jika masih ada)
* Tidak berma'afan terlebih dahulu antara suami isteri
* Tidak bermaafan terlebih dahulu dengan orang-orang sekitarnya.

Maka Rasulullah pun mengatakan Amin sebanyak 3 kali. Dapatkah kita bayangkan, yang berdo'a adalah Malaikat dan yang meng-aminkan adalah Rasullullah dan para sahabat, dan dilakukan pada hari Jumaat."

Seribu senyuman
belum tentu menawan hati
Satu jelingan sudah cukup
menimbulkan rasa benci
Membina mengambil masa
Meruntuh sekelip masa

Yang jauh itu MASA
Yang dekat itu MATI
Yang besar itu NAFSU
Yang berat itu AMANAH dan
Yang indah itu SOLAT

Mohon maaf jika ada kata atau laku yang telah menyinggung perasaan sempena mejelang Ramadan. Moga-moga kita semua memperolehi barakah dan dapat menyempurnakan ibadah puasa dengan sebaik-baiknya. Ameen.

"SELAMAT MENJALANI IBADAH PUASA DAN SELAMAT MENYAMBUT RAMADAN AL-MUBARAK UNTUK SEMUA MUSLIMIN DAN MUSLIMAT"


ps: Bagaimana pulak kat Malaysia, Indonesia & Brunei eh? Nampak anak bulan ke tidak?

Soul : Ramadan

Bobal kosong

Kalo nak dikira, blog aku nie baru jer nak masok 3 bulan. Anw, timakasih kepada kawan2 baru yg telah 'meng-link' Sepuloh Tin Sardin ke dalam blog-blog mereka. Semoga anda sumer seronok membaca nyer.

Bulan

Cakap pasal bulan, bulan Ramadhan akan muncul berapa hari jer. So korang sumer dah abes bayar utang posa tahun lepas ke blom? Elehhh...jgn lah marah. Aku tanyer jer!

Ramadhan

Bila masok Ramadhan nie, aktivity2 luar darjah aku terpaksa aku kurangkan. Yelah, dah tak bole balik mlm2 lagi. PAsal mlm ader terawih. Dah tak leh merayap lepas kejer ahh...

Merayap

Aku rasa bagus jugak ler mcm nie. Sebenarnya, aku mmg seorang yg pemalas nak kuar merayap. So time bulan posa nie ler peluang terbaik utk aku dok umah...

Geylang

Tapikan, biler time mcm nie ler, kaki aku nie tergedik sangat nak gie tgk bazaar ramadhan, lampu-lampu lap-lip kat geylang. Tak shopping pon takpe ahh. Janji dpt jalan2 gie geylang tangkap mood...huhu.

Shopping

Oh ya, aku nak beli chapal baru ahh. Chapal aku tu dah buruk. Dah 2 tahun tak berganti. Tu hari aku singgah TKC. Aku nampak chapal kaler putih. Peeewiiittt...jambooo siot! Mcm nak beli ahh! Jap aku cek beg duit aku, tgk ader duit lagi tak?

Duit

Cakap pasal duit nie, Project Tabung Amal Aidilfitri (TAA) telah pon dilancarkan bagi tahun 2009. Walopon dlm kegawatan ekonomi (PM cakap ekonomi kiter dah tak meleset lagi. Tapi, aku tak yakin ahh..) orang yg susah masih tetap harus kiter bantu. Kalo kiter susah, mereka tu lagiiii susah dari kiter.

Bantu

So aper kater kiter hulurkan ler sikit bantuan wang ringgit kat mereka yg lebih memerlukan. Sikit ke, banyak ke, yg penting hati kiter harus ikhlas apabila membantu.

Ikhlas

"Keikhlasan itu akan membuka suatu jalan yang tersembunyi. Ianya tidak akan terjadi, jika keikhlasan itu mengharapkan satu pembalasan."

Kata pujangga itu telah diwakafkan kat aku oleh seorang insan yg kurang siuman ketika aku terserempak dia kat Kallang. So, dia telah mengamanahkan aku utk disampaikan kepada yg lain.

Sekian terimakasih.


ps: Aku sekadar nak bobal kosong jerrr...

Soul: Halo (Beyonce)

Movie Review - Orphan

Tadi aku gie tengok citer Orphan...

Arggghhhhhhhhhhh...!!!! (Aku jerit!)
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Arggghhhhhhhhhhh...!!!! (Dia jerit!)

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Arggghhhhhhhhhhh...!!!! (Kiter sumer jerit!)

Naseb baik tak terkencet siaa...!!!


Movie Trailer - Orphan

ps: Awas: Citer nie bole membuat anda mendapat lemah jantung dan lemah syahwat...!! =)

Soul : The Glory Of Love (The Velvetones)

Bad Facebook...Bad Facebook!

Who's that girl? Facebook entries stir jealousy
By MICHAEL HILL,Associated Press Writer AP - Friday, August 14

Facebook connects. It connects too much sometimes...

ALBANY, N.Y. - Alice Connors-Kellgren was surprised by her boyfriend's new Facebook profile picture a few weeks ago: He was kissing another girl on the cheek.

The picture was up only briefly. And she figures it was just a friend. But she plans to discuss it with him when they're back together this fall at Cornell University.

"We trust each other. Deep down, I know nothing is going on. But when you first see it, it's like `Oh my goodness! What's going on here?'" says the college student from Westchester County, N.Y.

All this friending, poking and picture-posting on Facebook can get you in trouble with your significant other. Couples are finding that old flames and flirty friends on the social networking site have a unique ability to stir jealousy and suspicion.

Jealous types now have to deal with brand-new kinds of provocations, such as a comment on their partner's wall from a possible romantic rival, or their loved getting tagged _ identified _ in a picture from an old relationship. Boyfriends and girlfriends can view all of this on their partners' walls.

"It seems like Facebook is creating jealousy even where there was not jealousy to begin with," said Amy Muise, a doctoral candidate at the University of Guelph's psychology department who led a recent study on how Facebook can spark jealousy in romantic relationships among college students.

She said Facebook doesn't necessarily make people more jealous than they would be normally. But all the information divulged on Facebook _ those answers to "What's on your mind?" and reactions to those posts _ can increase "triggers" for jealousy.

"Part of the issue with information on Facebook is that it lacks certain context, " Muise said, "so there could be things posted on your partner's wall that you really don't know what it means."

The study was based on anonymous online survey data from 308 undergraduate Facebook users, three quarters of them women. The study, published in CyberPsychology & Behavior, found Facebook users can get snagged in a "feedback loop": Their interest piqued by a cryptic wall comment, they become suspicious and start monitoring their partner's pages, thus finding even more suspicious information.

Dan Fitzsimmons, a 21-year-old University of Albany student, said he has had to explain Facebook photos to girlfriends in the past.

Samantha Siciliano, an incoming freshman at Quinnipiac University from North Adams, Mass., said she has become jealous over the back-and-forth on her old boyfriend's wall, especially from too-friendly comments like "You look cute."

"If your boyfriend is calling or texting another girl, you can't really see it. But on Facebook, you can see it and so can everyone else," Siciliano said. "So in a way, you do get jealous because he might be hanging his dirty laundry, and not only are you seeing it, but other people are, too."

Colin Booth of West Virginia University said he is not the jealous type, but finds it a strange, modern phenomenon to watch your girlfriend develop other relationships in real time on Facebook.

"It's been happening forever. You're with a girl, she meets a guy, they're friends at first," Booth said. "But it's the way you see it and what you see. And then you think: What's going on under the surface if this is what's going on in public?"

Laney Cohen, a 24-year-old who works in public relations in New York City, has a longtime boyfriend now in law school in Florida. She began noticing last year that her boyfriend was being tagged in photographs with a female friend who "kind of rubs me the wrong way." One picture in particular upset her: The pair were in a bar, and the woman was looking up at Cohen's boyfriend.

"I felt that it was a very couple-y picture to be in, and I freaked out and I called him and said, `This is disrespectful to me and our relationship. What if people start asking questions about why you're always hanging out with her?'" Cohen recalled.

This is not just a problem for young people, especially as more middle-aged people get on Facebook. Cohen said her father, after 29 years of marriage, was tagged in a 32-year-old photo by a former girlfriend. Cohen's mother was amused, not upset.

Muise said researchers are just beginning to learn all the ways social networking sites are changing the way couples relate. She cited the case of a young woman who found out her boyfriend broke up with her when she noticed he had changed his relationship status to "single."

For her part, Cohen said she and her boyfriend worked out their photo-tagging issue.

"He's either untagging photos or not showing up in the photos anymore," she said. "Either way is fine."


ps: Is Facebook making your life miserable? If yes, don't blame Facebook. Blame yourself.

Soul : Decode (Paramore)

Rencana Berita

Couple found dead in hotel room
The New Paper On Sunday, 16 August 2009, Pg 19.

A couple were found dead at Fragrance Hotel Kovan in Upper Serangoon around noon yesterday.

The man was in his early 40s while the woman was in her late 30s. Both were Chinese, said the police. It was not known when they had checked into the hotel or how they were related to each other. The police said they received a call at 12.10pm yesterday and found the motionless bodies in one of the rooms. Paramedics pronounced them dead 20 minutes later.

The police has classified the case as an unnatural death and are investigating. The bodies were removed form the hotel by 3pm.


ps: Maybe the air-con was too cold. heh! - Ok, this hotel is out from my list...

Soul: Tequila (The Champs)

Al-Fateha...

"...Aku adalah pengejar syurga akhirat,bagiku dunia ini adalah tempat mempersiapkan segala sesuatu untuk meraih syurga akhirat;aku yakin bahawa syurga akhirat tidak akan pernah dapat aku raih kecuali aku boleh menikmati syurga dunia terlebih dahulu.Maka rumah dan keluargaku adalah syurga dunia paling indah buatku. Tempat kerja syurga dunia harianku. Tetangga, masyarakat,dan bangsa adalah syurga duniaku yang lebih luas.Ke manapun dan sampai bila-bila pun syurgaku selalu bersamaku..." - Ustaz Asri

Al-Fateha untuk Ustaz Mohamad Asri Ibrahim (Kumpulan Nasyid Rabbani) yang telah kembali ke rahmatullah pada tanggal 13 Ogos 2009.

Semoga rohnya dicucuri rahmat.

Al-Fateha...


ps: Tiada apa yang akan kekal di dunia ini...