#300: The Trilogy Ends

Oopss!! dah abes dahh...

Sepuloh Tin Sardin dah pun sampai ke entry yang terakhir nie ='(

Aku benor2 berharap ler semua telah terhibur dgn aper jua aku share di dalam blog-blog series aku, sejak zaman blog Cencalok sampai ler ke sekarang nie....

Begitu jugak aku, yang telah sama2 terhibur membaca blog-blog korang dan juga comment2 korang sumer. =)

Aper jugak cerita yang baik, kiter jadi kan tauladan. Dan aper juga cerita yg TAK baik, kiter jadi kan sempadan, ye...

Terimakasih daun keladi...

Jutaan timakasih kepada peminat2 dan pembaca2 setia blog-blog aku sepanjang 3 tahun dulu...

Anggap ler kehadiran aku di alam cyber ini sekadar utk menghiburkan hati korang sumer. Jgn ler amik serious sangat kalo coretan2 aku tu terlampao pedas utk dikunyah dan ditelan.

Terimakasih juga kepada mereka2 yg telah sudi berkongsi cerita2 utk aku paparkan dalam blog-blog aku nih. Kerana cerita2 korang sumer tu ler yg telah menjadi rencah dan rempah ratus di dalam blog2 aku tu sumer.

Dimaklumkan, tiada kesinambungan akan di buat selepas blog ini dlm jangka masa yang agak panjang. Aku akan berehat seketika utk menumpukan perhatian kepada perkara2 yg lebih penting dlm hidop.

Walopon ader yg memujuk rayu supaya aku sambung buat blog lagi, tapi aku rasa cukop ler sampai disini buat seketika. (pasal aku dah betol2 ke tandusan idea lerr...)

Aku takot, kalo dah selalu sangat makan lauk sardin, ader plak yg terasa muak, lalu termuntah hijao nanti. Jadi kena tukar2 selera jugak ler... kehehehe..

Thank you

Penghargaan tak terhingga utk blogger.com yg telah menjadi bloghost utama utk blog2 bersiri aku ini secara FREE. (aku tak payah bayar satu sen pon!)

My deepest appreciation to blogger.com for hosting my entire blog series and it has been DA' BEST bloghost I've experienced, by far.

Last skali, terimakasih kepada anda yang telah sudi berkunjung ke blog ini dan semoga aper yg aku curahkan disini telah dapat menjadi satu inspirasi, pengajaran dan pedoman untuk kiter sumer.

Salam perpisahan...

Doakan kesejahteraan dan kesihatan aku, semoga kiter dapat bersua kembali di lain waktu dan di dalam blog-blog aku yang lain.

Sebelom aku tamat kan entry terakhir ini, aku memohon ampun dan maaf ler kalo terkasar bahasa atau tersilap tutur cara disini.

Sehingga dari itu, jaga ler diri korang baik2 dan sentiasa bersikap positive di dlm aper jua rintangan hidop yg kiter lalui.

Wishing you guys all the best...bye.~

Sepuloh Tin Sardin


ps: Aku nak rehat kejap lerr and take a break from crappy blogging. =)

#299: Berpindah minda

Aku akan berpindah! YAY!!

Adehhhh....adehhh...aper lah yg seronoknyer pindah umah nie ek?

Bersepah umah aku dgn kotak2 yg bertenggek kat hall, kat bilik, kat dapor...

Yang leceh sangat2, biler ko dah pack barang2 masok dlm kotak, skali ko nak carik balik sluar dlm lah, nak carik buku bank lah, nak carik CD lah...abes tu kena selongkar balik sumer!....Isshhhhh

Nie skrg tgh pening pasal schedule nak pindah plak. Aku malas betol kalo pindah time2 posa nie. Takot meletih kan sangat derrr...

At least kalo pindah sblm posa, dpt jugak settle down pelan2 kat umah baru, ye tak? At least, time raya dah tak berserak sangat kan. Kalo tamu dtg time raya pon, umah nampak cantik berseri2...ehehehe!

Tapi tu ahh, sedih plak nak tinggalkan umah lama nie. But we need changes in life. Hopefully, good things will come and its always exciting anticipating the future.

Mudah-mudahan dgn keizinan Tuhan, tahun nie aku beraya di rumah baru plak. YAY!!!


ps: Goodbye sweet abode. ='(

Soul: Berpindah minda (Lovehunters)

#298: Written by YOU

Marriage is that relation between man and woman and which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal. Egois.....sikut kiri sikut kanan (...........) bangat..

Pretty confused about some of your statuses. First you tell the whole world how sucky he is, then you tell the whole world how sweet he is, and how much you love him cos of what he did for you today. From the way I see it, you think the relationship is all about you, and how you feel, and how much you've given up for him? C'mon, grow up. Guys have feelings too. We just don't show it very well..................

You're still disappointing. Can you please stop POKING ME!!! KFC should fuck the wing off. Nasi Lemak galore yummeh !! I love everything about Nasi Lemak. I miss you bad....ii love boys & ii love checkin out hot girls ..I WANNA GO HOME!!!!!!

I'd like to product a tv game show similar to Yo Mama called "mak kau peh gemok.." Anak sungai lagikan berubah, inikan pula anak cucu...

Fully charged wif MILA...apron on...get set for BAKING!!! I can smell something burning...head is spinning too many things to handle...ARRRGHHH

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? carrying heavy junks!! ?@.!。:~^”#!! I'm trying not to let sensitivity affects me... Move on & Stay strong!! :)

If you're in LIGHT shoes, constantly being pushed to corners & being victimized by the person you love most, what would you do? hates monthly cramps! Urghhhh.


ps: This happens when you read fB statuses by frens at one go. You'll get hell of a story! :D :D :D

Soul: I Gotta Feeling (Black Eyed Peas)

#297: Resepi Sontong Masak Asam World Cup!

Sotong suka tengok World Cup. Hari-hari sotong tengok World Cup!

Sotong Paul yg memilih Sepanyol utk menjadi juara sebelom perlawanan akhir diantara Belanda & Sepanyol bermula. Aper yg membuat ianya menjadi misteri, Sepanyol benar2 menjadi juara!

Telah termaktub dlm sejarah akhirnya pasukan Sepanyol berjaya menjadi pasukan yang terhebat dan terunggul di dunia!

Juara Dunia - Sepanyol

Syabas juga kepada sotong Paul kerana akan menjadi Sotong Masak Asam tak lama lagi.

Untuk meraihkan kemenangan itu, aper kater besok kiter sumer ramai2 masak sotong...

Sotong Masak Asam

Bahan-bahan:

625 ml air
3 camca besar air asam jawa
1 ½ cm belacan
1 camca besar garam
1 camca teh gula pasir
3 keping asam gelugur 12 biji bawang merah, dihiris halus
2 batang serai, diketuk
5 biji cili merah, dibelah tengah (jangan hingga putus)
1 ekor sotong world cup yg bernama, Paul! hahaha...

Cara-caranya:

Satukan air bersama air asam jawa, belacan, garam, gula pasir, asam gelugur, bawang merah dan serai di dalam periuk dan jerang di atas api sederhana. Biar hingga ia mendidih. Masukkan cili merah bersama cili hijau, biar ia 10 minit. Masukkan sotong, biar hingga ia masak.

Source: http://resepi.mesra.net/Detailed/1357.shtml

Thks to all football kakis for the amazing World Cup time we had! Let's gather again for World Cup 2014 Brazil! Thank you, frens! =D

From Nora's fB: "And so we've got another surprise!! Nice momentos of Teddy from Zue!! So cute!! Thanks alott!!"


ps: World Cup dah abes. Nak telek ape plak lepas nie??

Soul: World Cup Song 2010 (Natalie Buntting)

#296: Blurr like sotong?? Think again...

Paul Sotong is a saint!

Germans despair as 'psychic' octopus plumps for Spain
Todayonline - Wednesday, 7 July 2010,.

"...Paul tipped Spain to beat Germany in the football World Cup semi-final..."

Read more >> http://www.todayonline.com/WorldCup/EDC100707-0000090/Germans-despair-as-psychic-octopus-plumps-for-Spain

After the semi-final game, its Germany 0 - Spain 1

 Is it by chance OR this sotong knows it all??



ps: This World Cup has created too many history....

Soul: Ab nach Afrika (Charon Exkadi)

#295: 3964 = World Cup Winner

Numbers don't lie when it comes to success.

Mathematics plays an important part - in history, physics, georgraphy, economics, business and our everyday life.

SO is math, in sports, such as the World Cup! An interesting finding when math fomula is translated to predict the next World Cup winner!

3964 = World Cup Winner

Proof lesson 1:
Argentina won the World Cup in 1978 & 1986.
1978 + 1986 = 3964

Proof lesson 2:
Brazil won the World Cup in 1970 & 1994.
1978 + 1994 = 3964

Proof lesson 3:
Brazil won the World Cup in 1962 & 2002.
1962 + 2002 = 3964

Proof lesson 4:
Germany won the World Cup in 1974 & 1990.
1974 + 1990 = 3964

So who will win the World Cup 2010 this year??
3964 - 2010 = 1954

World Cup 1954 was won by Germany.

Therefore, this year's champion will be none other than Germany.

This mathematical fomula came before the World Cup 2010 started. At that point, Germany was an unknown team.

"You have expectations of yourself but sometimes it is easier to come in without people expecting a lot of you." - Thomas MUELLER, Germany's Midfielder.


ps: Tak payah pakai bomoh telek...pakai calculator jer..ehehe

Soul: Feel The Spirit (RumbarGirls)

#294: Against All Odds

Germany 4 - Argentina 0

The unknown faces that crushed Argentina's hope.

Take a closer look at them now.

They came as the least favourite in the World Cup. They have no superstar players to boast for. They brought in the youngest team ever in their World Cup history. Young and inexperience. Only with sheer determination, passion and discipline, to compete in this World Cup.

Despite the odds, they have taught something to England and Argentina teams....to be humble, the next time.

Germany's all 4 goals highligts

Team Germany marches to the semis! YAY!!!



ps: Before, they were the underdogs. But not anymore....

Soul: Against All Odds (Phil Collins)

#293: Mesut Ozil

Korang kenal Mesut Ozil?? Ntahh..aku pon tak kenal saper mamat nie sblom World Cup nie bermula.

Dia tak sepopular Cristiano Ronaldo. Dekni bukan superstar seperti Messi....tapi, aku bole bet nama dia akan naik mengharum selepas Piala Dunia 2010 ini. Siapakah beliau?

Mesut Ozil

Dia adalah satu-satunya pemain dalam squad Piala Dunia Germany yg beragama Islam. Seorang pemain sayap kiri yg hebat. Diantara yg terbaik yg pernah aku saksikan selepas Ryan Giggs.

Mesut Ozil,  pemain muda yg mempunyai harapan yg amat-amat cerah. Tak percaya kah?? Ko tunggu jer...



ps: Apart from Argentina, Team Germany has been very promising. It will be a waste not to see them playing in the final.

Soul: Gimme hope, Joachim (Basta)

#292: A Ghost Couple...!!!

Lokasi: Fort Canning Park, Singapore
Waktu: 7.30pm

Ini kisah benar. Aku dpt tgk gambar hantu first hand dari camera kawan aku tadi.

Ceritanya mcm gini. Satu hari tu dia dgn sorang kawan aku lagi satu, gie Fort Canning mlm2. Tujuan mereka utk belajar cara-cara teknik mengambil gambar pada waktu mlm, dlm suasana yg agak gelap tanpa menggunakan banyak cahaya. (Kira nak asah photography skill ler tuu...)

So dia snap sana...dia snap sini...dia snap sinun...

Berikut adalah sequence gambar2 yg dipetik dalam masa seminit tuu...

1st shot: 7.36pm

2nd shot: 7.36pm (+few seconds)

3rd shot: 7.37pm

Waktu tu takde org pon lalu kat situ. Suasana sunyi. Cuma mereka berdua ajer.

TAPI...apabila dia pulang dan meng-upload gambar2 tu, alangkah terperanjatnya dia apabila ternampak ader 2 lembaga berdiri directly belakang kawan dia tuh...!!! (Gambar 2nd shot)

Berdiri bulu roma kawan aku seyy. Satu malam dia tak dpt tido...

So, tadi dia berikan kat aku gambar2 tersebut utk membuat kajian CSI dgn lebih terperinci lagi..

Sebagai seorang CSI yg professional, kami menggunakan teknik canggih, sofware canggih dan sumer yg canggih2 ahhh (takde yg tak canggih). Kami enhanced resolution dan cuba membaik pulih contrast ke atas gambar tersebut.

Gambar 2nd shot yang telah di enhanced supaya nampak lebih terang...

Terperanjat berok aku bila terlihat ader 2 lembaga putih kat belakang tuh. Sorang lelaki, dan sorang pompan....Lalalalalaa~~

Tetiba muncul 'dua pasangan' kat belakang tuu....

Kawan aku kater:

"There was no one there except us. It wasn't total darkness, so we could have seen if something was moving..."

"Anyone would have stopped snapping pictures if they see unidentified objects within their frame, right? But I see nothing..."

"He would have turned around to look behind him and tell me to wait when he heard footsteps. But it was so quiet..."

"Everything happened within that few seconds. Who could have appeared and disappeared in split second?? Only ghost does that!"

Hantu pompan (kiri), Kawan aku (tengah), Hantu lelaki (kanan)

Lembaga tu seakan-akan sepasang couple yg juga turut berposing mengambil gambar disitu. Tapi yang aku heran, hantu tu bukan mcm hantu2 yg kiter nampak kat TV.

Hantu lelaki tu pakai bermuda dgn sneakers. Yg hantu pompan tu, rambut panjang and bawak handbag. Pakaian diaorg sumer kaler putih.

Eh? Jenis hantu aper nih?? Style sakk pakaian! Mcm nak pegi picnic...!!

Berikot adalah spesifikasi camera yg telah digunakan:

Camera model: NIKON D80
F-stop: f/45
Exposure time: 1/13 sec.
ISO speed: ISO-800

Setelah mengalisa gambar-gambar tersebut, aku BERANI SAHKAN bahawa gambar itu adalah tulen tanpa sebarang editing. Perbezaan waktu ketika gambar2 tersebut dipetik kurang dari 1 minit! (The time was digitally recorded for every frame.)

Maka kedua2 pasangan lembaga itu adalah benar-benar hantu!

So, jgn pegi ke Fort Canning waktu senja. Tempat tu kini disahkan ader hantu kawen-kawen!

Edited 30/6/2010:

Tadi, penyiasat CSI mula mencari jawapan mengenai terjadinya jelmaan 'lembaga' tersebut.

Menurut kepercayaan sesetenagh pihak, bahwa hantu mcm tu mmg wujud. These sightings maybe their long lost souls.

"...They maybe once a loving couple who may have died a tragic death. They may not be aware they are dead and are roaming on this part of the world in limbo. Fort Canning maybe have been their favourite dating place once. And so, they re-appeared together again in their afterlife..."

May their souls rest in peace.

Who says "...till death do them apart"??


ps: Jgn biarkan hidop anda diselubungi misteri.......kehkehkeh

Soul: Ku Seru (Misha Omar)

#291: Email mintak tolong...

Ader sorang kawan aku nie email kat aku mintak tolong...

Email kawan aku:

"...aku nak mintak pendapat kau. Ader sorang kawan perempuan aku mintak nasihat.

Dia dah lama dgn matair dia. Tapi matair dia nie blom bersedia nak kahwin dgn dia. Tiap kali kawan aku tu utarakan hal ni kat matair dia, matair dia buat dek jer.

So, dia tanyer aku aper harus dia buat? Sama ader leave him or gertak dia supaya masuk minang cepat2?

Please help..."

Aku reply:

Yek elehh...kawan ko tu mana nyer setep jamboo nak gertak2 matair dia ahh??

Eh, terus terang aku cakap ekh. Dgn jantan ko jgn gertak2. Lelebih lagi pasal hal kawen2 nih. Makin ko cabar dia, makin dia tunjuk ego ok. End up nanti, dia kawen ngan pompan lain, baru melopong kawan ko tuh mcm pompan tak laku! Padan muka dia...baru ler rasa kesal lah, nak bunoh diri lah, nak slit wrist lah, nak telan panadol 20 bijik lah, nak togok 3 botol chlorox lahh...ntah aper2 mepek lagi ahh.

Ko nak tahu knp lelaki takmo kawen...?? Aku kasi 10 reasons...

1) Duit tak cukop. unless, pompan sponsor duit hantaran dulu. Lepas kawen, bayar balik instalment. Lagi bagus, tak payah bayar langsung...heh!

2) Blom puas enjoy. hidop bujang njoy per...balik malam takde org marah. tak balik pon takpe...

3) Blom bersedia nak pikol tanggungjawab jadi suami/bapak/menantu. Mungkin lelaki tu rasa diri dia tu blom cukop matang. Kematangan seseorang tu bukan terletak pada umur, tapi cara dia berfikir dan pengalaman dia mengharungi hidup. Ader sorang kawan aku tu umur dah 40 tahun. Tapi perangai mcm budak bawah umur...kuat majok!

4) Masih nak try cari pasangan lain. Pasal, yg ader nie, perangai tak bole angs!!!

5) Nak upgrade motor dulu baru bole kawen. Nanti dah kawen, takde chance nak pakai motor besar. nanti bini jerlus!

6) Takot nak tgk bini bersalin. nampak darah bole pengsan.

7) Bakal bini high maintanance. Dari ujung rambut, sampai ujung kaki sumer nak branded. Bakal bini nak tinggal kat condo yg ader swimming pool. Umah flat tak maen k...

8) Org pompan skrg tak pandai masak. Malas kemas umah. cuci baju pakai tangan pon tak reti. Nak ampai baju pon bodoh!

9) Kalo kawen nanti, bini suka bully laki. Suruh kemas umah, suruh gie pasar, suruh masak, suruh cuci baju, suruh gosok baju, suruh picit kaki...kalah kan maid siol!

10) Orang pompan kalo gadoh suka ungkit balik utang2 lama, cerita2 lama, matair2 lama. Sampai biler nak game dok??

So, nak salah kan saper kalo org lelaki takmo kawen?? Skrg aku tanyer ko balik ahh..

Aku rasa lebih baek ko gie nasihat kan kawan ko tu dulu. Belajar mcm mana nak jadi isteri yg baik dan soleha. Dah nak jadi isteri org tu, tak bole nak mentel-mentel. Lelaki tak suka dpt bini yg mentel!

Nie aku kasi link. Suroh dia gie baca! >> Panduan Ke Arah Isteri Teladan

...and cakap dgn kawan ko tu, lelaki bukan takmo kawen, takot lepas kawen abeh tu end up cerai-berai! Kesian kawan ko tu...tak pasal2 jadi J-model plak!!



ps: Ape yg aku tulis kat kawan aku tu adalah sindiran seloka ajer. Sebenarya, mmg ader beberapa punca knp lelaki ralat sangat nak kawen...

Soul: Soal Kahwin (Alleycats)